Been to court!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Muslim, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I got 3 years ban. The other charges were dropped. I got 12 month community order basically need to do probation. I got 43 pound fine and some other Drinking Drivers Impaired some bullshit course. And if I drive now they will increase the ban to, 2 years and give me community service too.

    Oh yeah and almost of them were female, probation officer was female - judge was female. I think thats why I didn't get community service. My probation officer is dead hot! shes super sexy! am glad it wasen't man. I'd die meeting a man twice a week for a whole year - it would be seriously homo.
     
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  3. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Oh and I haven't had a drink for 7 days. Even though I'm really desperate for one right now!
     
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  5. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    You're a bad Muslim. I think that's why Genji likes you so.
     
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  7. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    If only he was a girl!

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  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    If I were you I'd jump into your car get get down to your nearest store - and down a bottle of vodka. You know, to celebrate not going to jail.
     
  9. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    If I was him I'd commit suicide.
     
  10. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I don't feel like going to jail. Don't give me ideas.
     
  11. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    You won't have to do community service if you were dead... just saying...
     
  12. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Community Service is a lot more fun when you're drunk (apparently - try it out and let us know).
     
  13. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I can be for you. Mount me Muslim MOUNT ME!!
     
  14. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I'm confused, what did Muslim do to get into trouble? Why is he worried about drinking?
     
  15. timmbuktwo Registered Senior Member

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    I agree, you should celebrate your victory, and vodka is the way to go!
     
  16. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Your probation officer is hot? Well that's depressing considering she's married with children... you'll need to look at her every week and see the thing you cannot have, that is unless you get her drunk to play with

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  17. timmbuktwo Registered Senior Member

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    He really had a nasty dream of what would happen in he actually drank , and then drove.
     
  18. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I have many was to seduce women. Mainly money!
     
  19. Just_Not_There Do I Look Like I Care?! Registered Senior Member

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    I highly doubt that considering your fine is based on your income. My fine was £350 and at the time I was barely scraping 16 grand a year. To get a £43 fine tells me you are unemployed...
     
  20. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    But my dad isen't. I am a free loader. I don't have money, but the courts don't know my dad made eight million alone in the last two years from his firm gross profit.
     
  21. Pi-Sudoku Slightly extreme Registered Senior Member

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    What company's that?

    seriously, you got off well easily with £42, most speeding tickets give at least £60 nowadays
     
  22. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    He started this topic on another thread. The poor guy is in such a drunken stupor all the time that he can't even find his own threads. He got busted for drunk driving in England, where that's roughly equivalent to manslaughter in our legal system. He's lucky not to be incarcerated.
     
  23. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    It's not quite that bad. I don't quite understand though...

    I paid about £750 in fines and I was unemployed when I got a ban.
     

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