Anybody Else Thinking About Running For President?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Bowser, May 25, 2019.

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Will you run for office come 2020

  1. Yes, I have the solution

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  2. My Mom wants me to get a job, but the presidency sounds like hard work

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  3. Management is not on my resume, but congress would be doable

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  4. I'm still searching Indeed, but I can't find the job listing

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  5. Doesn't pay enough

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  1. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Everybody is throwing in their hat, I'm thinking, why not? I will let you know when I make it official.

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  3. parmalee peripatetic artisan Valued Senior Member

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    You really should, being as you're so informed and all...
     
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  5. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    old story
    French revolutionary is sitting at an outdoor cafe with his assistant when an angry mob rushes by.
    The revolutionary turns to his servent and says:
    "Quick, find out where they are going so that I may lead them."

    ..............
    It seems that all you really need to know as a politician is the current whim of the mob.
     
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  7. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    So I have your vote?
     
  8. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Yeh, sure
    IF
    we can find a better name for you
    Bowser ain't gonna cut it
    how about:
    Phydeaux
    arf arf
     
  9. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    And the real lazy politicians or presidential candidates who can't be bothered to check-up on the '' current whim of the mob,'' just fall back on the US default... God.
     
  10. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    It seems that those who would "speak for god" don't.
     
  11. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    They sure got alot of US God people believing their man Trump is from God:
    www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/08/god-has-given-trump-authority-to-take-out-kim-jong-un-evangelical-adviser-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e635dc623fb6
     
  12. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    I'm a 13 yo albino Gondorian that self-identifies as a Tralfamadorian, so I'm pretty much a sho-in.
     
  13. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Can you run with an alias? How cool would that be?

    Darn, competition already. That's about as unique as possible... Shoot... Hmm... I guess I need build a platform of talking points. Something novel. Immigration is a hot topic. I will propose extending our border into South America. Rather than making them migrate to America, America will migrate to them. It's not much, but it is a start.
     
  14. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe in another 22 years
    "No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, ..."
    US Constitution, Article II, Section 1
     
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  15. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Phew, my odds are getting better by the minute. Abortion is another rising issue. Perhaps a mandatory background check is needed before sex is allowed. A fifteen day cool-off period before the sell of Ky Jelly and motel space is allowed. We can't ignore the thousands of innocent lives being lost every year to irresponsible people.
     
  16. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Earth years... :yawn:
     
  17. spidergoat Venued Serial Memberlist Valued Senior Member

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    It's a Democracy, at least in theory. Go for it.
     
  18. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    I appreciate your support. Will you allow us to place a campaign sign in your front yard?
     
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  20. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    Sure, I'm on the eighth floor, go for it.
     
  21. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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  22. spidergoat Venued Serial Memberlist Valued Senior Member

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    Never. You will be lucky if I don't throw a milkshake in your face.
     
  23. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not running for Parliament.
     

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