any gifted people with strange abilities around here?

If you meet me in person. That is a big IF because I'm not ashamed of who I am. To answer your stupid assumption. I dress fine.

 

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Good answer. Im done lowering my self to your type of conversations. I'm not going to satisfy your stupidity.

 

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...What's wrong with dressing like harry potter?



- Deus Existem:soapbox:

 

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Less interesting than dressing like It.

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But better than I dress.

 

I gotta toss it up sometimes ya know? Harry Potter, IT, Tyler Durden, whatever comes to mind. But nothing matches when I dress like that one disfigured guy in 300.

"I want... A UNIFORM!"

"That's very nice, sir, but you can't buy any sort of clothes at Starbucks."

 

Okay. I think any literate woman gets horny at a Chuck Palahniuk reference. Mmm, he's the ultimate hot asshole boyfriend.

And you got me to laugh my biggest and meanest laugh of the day.

 

A concept site I have under development may be of interest
http://psypheno.com

 

We are the all singing and all threading crap of the world. And I think Marla's the ultimate strung-out-hooker variant any sick bastard like me chases.

 

Oh, bright, strung-out, hypersexual women are the BEST. I'm not strung-out anymore though. Sigh.

 

There just aren't very many in SLC, UT anyway.:shrug: I gotta move somewhere.

 

Oh, MAN! You have Drew Danburry though! His wife's gorgeous, but unlikely hypersexual.

 

(Buzzer) Looks like I'll have to start backpacking across America, acting like the coolest motherfucker anyone knows, hanging out in bars playing guitar and having women fawn over me and beg for anything and everything.

...*snap* end of dream, wake up, go back to work, and pretend like I think that's what shouldn't really happen.

 

Did Drew murder your granny or something?

 

No. Well maybe. I'm just jealous of his kickass beard.

 

Thoughts manifest...?

 

I know! A Mormon with a beard. Drew's edgy, man. He's definitely a gifted person with the strange ability to grow an awesome beard.

 

I know a mormon guy named Michael who grew a full beard at fourteen. We call him bear.

 

You live in Utah. You're bound to know a Mormon named Bear.

 

ah. good point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZVq2Gm_Zjk

just gotta spread this clip some more

 

I can exterminate all exterminated exterminators, obviously because they are exterminated to begin with.