any gifted people with strange abilities around here?

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  1. -ND- Human Prototype Registered Senior Member

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    If you meet me in person. That is a big IF because I'm not ashamed of who I am. To answer your stupid assumption. I dress fine.
     
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    Good answer. Im done lowering my self to your type of conversations. I'm not going to satisfy your stupidity.
     
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  5. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    ...What's wrong with dressing like harry potter?



    - Deus Existem:soapbox:
     
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  7. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Less interesting than dressing like It.

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    But better than I dress.
     
  8. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    I gotta toss it up sometimes ya know? Harry Potter, IT, Tyler Durden, whatever comes to mind. But nothing matches when I dress like that one disfigured guy in 300.

    "I want... A UNIFORM!"

    "That's very nice, sir, but you can't buy any sort of clothes at Starbucks."
     
  9. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Okay. I think any literate woman gets horny at a Chuck Palahniuk reference. Mmm, he's the ultimate hot asshole boyfriend.

    And you got me to laugh my biggest and meanest laugh of the day.
     
  10. Quantum Quack Life's a tease... Valued Senior Member

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  11. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    We are the all singing and all threading crap of the world. And I think Marla's the ultimate strung-out-hooker variant any sick bastard like me chases.
     
  12. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, bright, strung-out, hypersexual women are the BEST. I'm not strung-out anymore though. Sigh.
     
  13. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    There just aren't very many in SLC, UT anyway.:shrug: I gotta move somewhere.
     
  14. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, MAN! You have Drew Danburry though! His wife's gorgeous, but unlikely hypersexual.
     
  15. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    (Buzzer) Looks like I'll have to start backpacking across America, acting like the coolest motherfucker anyone knows, hanging out in bars playing guitar and having women fawn over me and beg for anything and everything.

    ...*snap* end of dream, wake up, go back to work, and pretend like I think that's what shouldn't really happen.
     
  16. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Did Drew murder your granny or something?
     
  17. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    No. Well maybe. I'm just jealous of his kickass beard.
     
  18. -ND- Human Prototype Registered Senior Member

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    Thoughts manifest...?
     
  19. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    I know! A Mormon with a beard. Drew's edgy, man. He's definitely a gifted person with the strange ability to grow an awesome beard.
     
  20. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    I know a mormon guy named Michael who grew a full beard at fourteen. We call him bear.
     
  21. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    You live in Utah. You're bound to know a Mormon named Bear.
     
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    I can exterminate all exterminated exterminators, obviously because they are exterminated to begin with.
     
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