An Announcement From the CIA and Mossad

Discussion in 'Conspiracies' started by Eugene Shubert, Dec 9, 2013.

  1. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    The CIA and Mossad in association with Wag-the-Dog Productions have announced their design for the future of the world in this brilliant and unquestionably prophetic film:

    [video=youtube;Qluy0pPJtrs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qluy0pPJtrs[/video]
     
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  3. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

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    So, Eugene Shubert, CIA!?...Mossad!?...Wag-the-Dog Productions!?

    Eugene Shubert, you state the film is "brilliant and unquestionably prophetic". Are you stating that you believe this "alleged...Prophecy"?

    So...assembled clips from Disaster films = CIA/Mossad/Wag-the-Dog Productions of brilliant and unquestionable prophecy?

    Eugene Shubert, may I humbly ask, what is your puerile aim in Posting such an inane example of you-tube fiction?

    Eugene Shubert, would you care to present any credentials to establish why anyone would care to take anything you state to be "brilliant and unquestionable" even a tiny bit seriously?
     
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  5. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    ah the comedic irony
     
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  7. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

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    So, youreyes, comedic...as opposed to sardonic...or simply moronic...!?

    You care to elaborate?
     
  8. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

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    Wow that was barely humorous!
     
  9. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    Well its a bordering comedy on stupidity or an attempt at comedy with poorly fashioned skills or perhaps it is indeed what it claims to be an is not comedy at all yet strikes as a comedy from its silliness.
     
  10. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, if you let me qualify the meaning of prophecy. As I understand it, the Bible presents an unfolding of multiple prophetic scenarios that progressively evolve to an ultimate catastrophic end. See, for example, NOTES ON THE EVOLUTION AND DYNAMICS OF BIBLICAL ESCHATOLOGY.

    And most certainly virtually everyone expects the predictions of climate scientists to come true, even though established science is unable to justify it.

    [video=youtube;3HXtE87R04w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HXtE87R04w[/video]

    [video=youtube;YtevF4B4RtQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtevF4B4RtQ[/video]

    Even the Bible recasts earlier prophecies into new predictions.

    The political view expressed in the video is correct. We live under a merciless, unreformable, depraved shadow government and all rational expectations for a bright future are hopeless. The evidence of that is overwhelming.

    To prove my unquestionable genius, how about a song that references my academic career and my writing The Quintessence of Axiomatized Special Relativity Theory?

    If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am.
    I'm a brilliant math'matician - also something of a ham.
    I have tried for numerous degrees, in fact I've one of each;
    Of course that makes me eminently qualified to teach.
    I understand the subject matter thoroughly, it's true,
    And I can't see why it isn't all as obvious to you.
    Each lecture is a masterpiece, meticulously planned,
    Yet everybody tells me that I'm hard to understand,
    And I can't think why.

    My diagrams are models of true art, you must agree,
    And my handwriting is famous for its legibility.
    Take a word like mmmmmm (minimum) to choose a random word,
    For anyone to say he cannot read that, is absurd.
    The anecdotes I tell get more amusing every year,
    Though frankly, what they go to prove is sometimes less than clear,
    And all my explanations are quite lucid, I am sure,
    Yet everybody tells me that my lectures are obscure,
    And I can't think why.

    To generalize special relativity is as simple as can be,
    Just eliminate unnecessary assumptions like linearity,
    The consequences are equations for all dimensions I see –
    Physicists understanding physics is such a rarity.
    They need to study science from a mathematician like me.

    It's difficult to appreciate the intricacies of quantum parity,
    General covariance is easy to construct in special relativity.

    My derivation of spacetime is important, of that there is no doubt.
    All these formulas are trivial if you only think them out.
    Yet students tell me, "I have memorized the whole course through
    Ev'rything that you've written, but the problems I can't do."
    And I can't think why!

    He can't think why!
     
  11. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

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    Our politicians aren't competent enough for form a merciless shadow government. The future isn't too hopeful, but that's because our rulers tend to be political ideologues and are currently ignoring several converging crises, including mistrust in the economic system, inequality, climate change, peak energy, peak water, and other issues. Their Biblical fervor only clouds their judgement.
     
  12. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

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    Eugene Shubert, sorry, I did not know that you were THE "unquestionable genius" Eugene Shubert!
    Do you use the words "unquestionable/unquestionably" in the literal English meanings, or in a Mathematical sense?
    I only ask because the fictions so far presented seem somewhat questionable (literally!) to myself.

    So...Eugene, were you present when the CIA/Mossad made this "announcement"? Also, if it was such an important "announcement" - why do it on youtube?

    BTW, why Post a "song" in which you repeatedly begin statements by claiming "I can't think"?
     
  13. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    For those who don’t understand the humor of the funny line: “From the producers of 9-1-1, the Lavonne Affair, and USS Liberty,” and the announcement of a coming FALSE-FLAG (movie), here at least is a valid explanation of the satirical line: “Choreography by the 9/11 Dancing Israelis.”

    [video=youtube;rStJ5BgadPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStJ5BgadPs[/video]

    I still maintain however that all this can be easily interpreted as a legitimate prophecy with an accuracy as good as what is found in the Hebrew Bible. Here, for example, is a reasonable beginning to a fulfillment of the prediction about zombies:

    [video=youtube;CZk4lEsU140]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZk4lEsU140[/video]
     
  14. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    so does shakespear.
    you DO realize certain aspects of the bible can be interpreted in about a 1000 different ways, right?
     
  15. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    I assume you mean Amelia Bassano Lanier, the true author of Shakespeare's plays.

    [video=youtube;tyn-3GNOd7w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyn-3GNOd7w[/video]
     
  16. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    Here is another attempted comedy that borders on stupidity which also contains a profound message:

    [video=youtube;Zs_quLjUHwM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_quLjUHwM[/video]
     
  17. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Just an explanation for normal people: This is what paranoid, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists see has humor. They live in a sad, sad world.
     
  18. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    You’re also saying that you’re completely humorless and have no curiosity since you don’t see any ingenuity and hilarity in post #13.
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    No..I know humor well. This is humor:

    Some conspiratoid fantasy about the government and the Jews destroying the world isn't humorous. What's sad, is this isn't a movie trailer...it's what they think is going to happen in real life.
     
  20. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    Continuing this topic’s theme of political comedy and irony as it relates to intentions to bring about the end of the world, check out the following absolutely, unimaginably honest video of large crowds of Orthodox Jews that zombie Zionists accuse of being anti-Semitic:

    [video=youtube;Em_PbN8nPPU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em_PbN8nPPU[/video]

    I must say that I have great respect for Orthodox Judaism, mainly because that sincere sect prays for the swift and peaceful dismantlement of the Zionist State of Israel.
     
  21. Enmos Registered Senior Member

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    || Thread moved from "Free Thoughts" to "Conspiracies"
     
  22. origin In a democracy you deserve the leaders you elect. Valued Senior Member

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    Your kind of out there in the ozone aren't you?
     
  23. Eugene Shubert Valued Senior Member

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    Please grasp the reality. This thread started in a section of the forum devoted to random ideas and trivialities. Isn’t that the appropriate category for jokes? If you look around this thread, you will notice people commenting on something perceived as humorous. What could that be? The video in post #1 purports to be a movie trailer for a coming FALSE-FLAG event, which the producers of the movie are announcing in advance. Here’s another clue: “Screenplay by John Kerry and John McCain, from a story suggested by Benjamin Netanyahu, with additional material about chemical weapons by Barry Obama.” The video is obviously satirizing the recklessness of our political leaders, which are on an undeniably sure trajectory to cause extensive nuclear annihilation if not World War III. Truthfully, I see nothing wrong or crazy about satirizing obscene recklessness by making a movie based on highly plausible facts and in that movie represent the key architects of reckless political policy as the puppets, dupes or willful accomplices of an extremely evil shadow government in the context of their combined actions causing the end of the world.

    It’s funny how a good movie idea has been branded a conspiracy theory.
     

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