I keep a pocket full of tissues, just in case I feel the need to kill a few million in a public restroom... or my car.
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oh... my... god... that means my mother is probably a murderer (though, thankfully, I can't varify this). shit! so is my girlfreind. And what about all those internet porn stars?! AAAAAAH! The internet is full of snuff films!
If you have royal blood then it would be regicide since you would kill a potential king. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Since I'm destroyng my cells, would it be self-mutilation? Or would it only be mutilation if it's fast furious and without hand lotion?
Well, I visit the site and find that the message boards have been temporarily closed. BUT they are trying to sell copies of their recipe book! Somehow, I'm not sold!
I can see it all now. Semen farms, as far as the eyes can see. Wake up in the morning, go to work, where you jerk off to porn from nine to five. Maybe you have a female assistant to improve your productivity. You are fed hormones to enhance your semen production. Since semen is a rare delicacy, much like caviar, you make off like a bandit. God, its so beautiful it makes me weep.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me how you can jerk off for eight hours solid!!? I think that you'd probably just end up sore and Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! priasmic Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Kinda makes you wonder if semen farms will be in China, like a Gap factory, where they make a 2 U.S. dollars per day. Or Vietnam, where there are shrimp farms. Or India, where all the computer jobs are going Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
