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  1. Xev Registered Senior Member

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  3. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    What the fuck?!
     
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  5. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Is eating cum murder?
     
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  7. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    No . . .
     
  8. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    . . . Not unless ya call cooking the sperm murder, that is . . .

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    I just thought it was weird that there was a message board devoted to cooking stuff with semen in it. I've never heard of such a thing.
     
  9. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    If you accept that sperm carries life (which it does), then yes. So is using a condom a murder. Religious leaders are against birth control.
     
  10. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    That must be why they also don't like masturbation.

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    To me, it doesn't matter if they're ejaculated, cooked, and eaten. Those spermatozoa are gonna die anyway . . . They only live for a few days. It's not a waste, really.
     
  11. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Obviously I'll need to register at that site.
    Too much potential for hilarity to be ignored.
     
  12. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Whatever makes ya happy, Doctor.

    But be warned. I've read their rules, and they don't like inappropriate, sexually-themed fantasy stories . . . and shit like that. Ya'll be banned so quick, it wouldn't even be funny.

    . . . Oh, wait . . . Yes it will!
     
  13. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    The theme of the site is putting jizz in food... how strict can they be?

    When I looked around the site I figured it was a joke right up untill I stumbled onto someone giving them crap, and then saw them get all defensive "grow up" "it's 2004" "we're not hurting anyone" etc etc.
    This is too funny.
    Just pretending to be a jizz enthusiast and conversing with them the way they converse with eachother would be enough to make me die laughing. I'll never be bored again.
     
  14. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    that is one sick site
     
  15. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Heh, that's some funny shit there, I think I'll also register.

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  16. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    It's.... It's....





    ... ... ... Intriguing ... ... ...
     
  17. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    This guy's avatar is... you'll know what I mean when you see it.

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  18. Dilbert Registered Senior Member

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    Suddently i cannot see why Xev, Moderator of the Intelligent Community got his position

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  19. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    ("He's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot")

    So fellatio is cannibalism?
     
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  20. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Masturbation is genocide. I think we've been down this road before.
     
  21. -Bob- Insipid Fool Registered Senior Member

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    Play on words?
     
  22. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    A - Xev is a "her"
    B - You're a semen murdered either way you try. If you do hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with the intention of creating a new spawn, then millions of them will go to waste as only one makes it. Think about it. I'd rather not.
    C - Tis a good site, I'm a regular donator

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  23. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Well, that explains the floor. I thought I was in a movie theater . . . oh.
     

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