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  1. kornrulz Satan is a Nerd Registered Senior Member

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    How is it that us Americans can make a bomb out of anything?
     
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  3. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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  5. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    We have tapped into the arcane powers of Martha Stewart. Now we can make a doomsday device out of a crate of tissue paper and a dead cat.
     
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  7. Tezcatlipoca's Hat Used Registrar Registered Senior Member

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    Shoddy, tissue-paper-thin plotting and third-rate dialogue? No, wait, that's how Hollywood makes a bomb.

    I wasn't aware that we Americans could, in fact, make a bomb out of anything. I'm sure there's a MacGuyver-ish segment of the population that can do so, but having been all over about our fair country, I'd say that the average American's bomb-making abilities are limited to Malotov cocktails (intentional) and gas grills (accidental).

    Of course, then I go and read a story like this:

    1995 -- Three weeks after the Oklahoma City bombing, police in Halifax, Mass., charged Robert Brinson, 28, with assembling a so-called fertilizer bomb to blow up his ex-girlfriend and her family. However, police said Brinson's bomb could not have exploded since Brinson had mistakenly used potting soil instead of fertilizer.

    I think the question isn't whether we can make a bomb out of anything, but whether or not our hastily-improvised bombs will, in fact, work. :bugeye:
     
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  8. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Talk to the muslims, they can turn anyone into a bomb.
     
  9. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Good comeback.

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  10. Joey Profit Registered Member

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    How about changing muslims to terrorists? Then that wouldn't seem like an ignorant statement.
     
  11. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    How about farting in sewage? Same difference.
     
  12. Xylene Valued Senior Member

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    Get a medium size nuclear weapon (easy to acquire if you have enough money and the right connections) and put it into the caldera of a large rhyolitic volcano. Detonate the bomb; you end up opening the magma chamber of the volcano, and creating an enormous secondary explosion. Why blow up a city when you can obliterate a country? Thinking big is good for you, get some today.

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  13. jennyRater Luck B me 2nite Registered Senior Member

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    Hell, why dont we just evacuate the international spacestation, round up a load of old junk satelites with it and crashthe whole lot down on North korea? That might make a nice big crater, and the ISS isnt good for much else..
     
  14. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    How about Muslims already being terrorists long before anyone started a war? Then that wouldn't seem like an ignorant statement.

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  15. kornrulz Satan is a Nerd Registered Senior Member

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    man there have been 2 or 3 kids (maybe more) to make as bomb out of a gameboy
     
  16. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    gameboys dont make bombs, a tv and some peanut butter on the other hand

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  17. Richard Head Banned Banned

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    thats a good point! I think he ment almost anything, although they could make a tv which blew up when you turn it on, or peanut butter that blows up when spreading!
     
  18. Blandnuts Registered Senior Member

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    Mmmm, peanut butter.
     
  19. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    how dare you accuse me of being american, the very reason i study explosives and weapons is so that i can fight them
     
  20. jennyRater Luck B me 2nite Registered Senior Member

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    I thought peanut butter could only "blow you up" if you eat enough of it to put on lots weight..

    damn well hope your not a US citizen, mister red star raver!!
     
  21. Richard Head Banned Banned

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    yo yo yo mis jenny you no noting bout da peanut yo
     
  22. Lord_Phoenix New World Order Registered Senior Member

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    Well as one of the few Canadians that dont hate America, I have to ask, is US really that violent, other than the gun problems? Well Canada the most violence we experience is like 1 or 2 getting killed a day.
     
  23. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    I live in America, I don't see it as violent at all (well, maybe a little, but insanity isn't limited to the US). I think it's fine, I rarely kill more than one or two people a day anyway. So maybe we are similar to Canada in that respect.

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