::conniptions:: Whoever thought of adding a history section to the forums is a god. Gendanken is the masters of ceremony in this field. I suggest we stuff all of you in voting booths again for a new mod. Yes? Let's start with.......let's see here. Hitorical curiosities. Imagine running a continent oceans away while stuck in a royal palace peeing blood and running around buttnaked as parliament is meeting to question your abiltiy to be running any goddamned thing in the first place. This is the story of King George the III, the ugliest vampire in history other than those wannabes floating through malls nowadays wearing cheap pharmacy makeup. Fucking posers. Anyway, he had a condition called porphyria where heme enzymes usually discarded were accumulating in his body- it made him a delirious, photosensitive insomaniac that between fevers would howl like a savage and forget his own name. This is what Americans take pride in defeating? They gather annually to celebrate the brute strenght it took..........................to take candy from a baby.