Jinkies! I always adore the necessary theory that aliens figured out how to reasonably travel cosmic spans in order to seek us out and ... drink cattle blood, kidnap not-quite-random people who happen to be out in the middle of nowhere and are so rarely reliable witnesses, and apparently drive some people to schizophrenia. And therein lies a scary thought. If the aliens don't want to talk to world leaders, and would rather just treat us like lab animals, well, that's kind of scary. I mean, they cross light-years—a tremendous capability—and don't even want to say hello because we're not worth it? Damn! Ouch! Yikes! Jinkies! No wonder the abduction myths are moving onto anal erotica and black helicopters.