Aliens made me post this here.

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Captain Kremmen, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Jinkies!

    I always adore the necessary theory that aliens figured out how to reasonably travel cosmic spans in order to seek us out and ... drink cattle blood, kidnap not-quite-random people who happen to be out in the middle of nowhere and are so rarely reliable witnesses, and apparently drive some people to schizophrenia.

    And therein lies a scary thought. If the aliens don't want to talk to world leaders, and would rather just treat us like lab animals, well, that's kind of scary. I mean, they cross light-years—a tremendous capability—and don't even want to say hello because we're not worth it?

    Damn! Ouch! Yikes! Jinkies! No wonder the abduction myths are moving onto anal erotica and black helicopters.
     
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  3. decons scrambled egg Registered Senior Member

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    We are the aliens on this planet. The species with the loudest, and ridiculously obvious, fake laugh.
     
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  5. Gustav Banned Banned

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    so why the fuck are you guys spamming sci?

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  7. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    The aliens of course!

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  8. fiction_is_science Registered Member

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    Are you sure they're Goldfish? They might be aliens disguised as Goldfish...

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  9. Ripley Valued Senior Member

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    Of course it's complete nonsense.

    Because they're not into posturing, so it seems. Which is why Captain Kremmen's self-doubt couldn't possibly be affiliated with ET's psychology.
     

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