About the members round 23: Emmz

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not very different when I've had Red Bull, just as insane as usual but with loads more energy. Don't worry though I'm a pretty crazy little fucker as it is.

And I don't blame you for attacking your sister...I fuckin' hate bullies. I've a story kind of like that.

But back to interrogating you:

What do you not like about your physical appearance, if anything?

Any body modifications?

Your opinion of suspension? (Not the metal coil on a mountain bike..suspension as in impaling yourself on hooks then hanging yourself from the ceiling

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What about scarification?

Do you think hand membrane piercings are cool or just insane?

 

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Ha ha, yes, you're mad, you.

Yes, I like all of those. I also like ramming meat-hooks up my bell-end and attaching them via rope to speeding trucks.

Initially, I'd do it with the trucks starting from a stationary position but after a while that got passé, so now I loiter with intent on motorway bridges a lot.

 

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yup

 

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no....

 

visceral_instinct; Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not very different when I've had Red Bull, just as insane as usual but with loads more energy. Don't worry though I'm a pretty crazy little fucker as it is.

And I don't blame you for attacking your sister...I fuckin' hate bullies. I've a story kind of like that.

But back to interrogating you:

What do you not like about your physical appearance, if anything?

My tummy, I wish it were the way it was when I was 18 again.

Any body modifications?

No. I used to have my tongue and eyebrow pierced but I'm old now so I took them out

Your opinion of suspension? (Not the metal coil on a mountain bike..suspension as in impaling yourself on hooks then hanging yourself from the ceiling

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Man they really need to find better forms of entertainment. Some people are just too fucking weird.

What about scarification?

I don't see that as too far a step from tattooing. I've seen some amazing ones, I've seen some sad ones. Not my cup of tea but I like to this the body is a good canvas for art, and I see some forms of scarification, tattooing, piercing etc. as being creative with an organic canvas.

Do you think hand membrane piercings are cool or just insane?

I asked to have that done but the piercing parlour said no. I like it. It's obviously very dangerous though, you can lose the use of your hand.

 

I asked Emmz, not you. Go get raped.

 

Yes, I like that too! I once spent a whole day firing six-inch nails into my testicles with a nail-gun.

God, it was boring.

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That reminds me of this weird porn I watched. This woman had a hook up her arse which was attached to a gag in her mouth via a chain. Is this the kind of stuff you get up to when you're not robbing old ladies red?

 

Just call me The Gimp.

 

Man, that's pretty fuckin' far from OK.

 

Eyebrow piercings are fuckin' cool.

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What's your worst fear?

What's the worst way to die, in your opinion?

 

And what is the best way to die, in your opinion ?

 

And what's the best way for me to die, in your opinion? Would it involve pliers and a blowtorch? Not that I'm trying to turn this into a thread about me!

Only kidding. Of course I am.

 

Can i ask you a personal question?

 

Worst fear:

Having to watch Battlefield Earth ever again

Worst way to die:

With an angry or unpeaceful mind

Best way to die:

In a state of meditative equipoise on the ultimate nature of reality.

Best way for red to die:

Buckwheats

 

Yup

 

You post whilst alongside another member here?

 

Nuh-uh. The only thing I allow up my rectum is Varda's big cock.

wot's ur faviorite faviorite? mine's my faviorite car

 

Well at least that was coherent...

 

No, I keep him on a chain in the kitchen. He posts his inane computer tech stuff when I let him off now and again.