About the Members Round 11: SAM

thats what you want,
someone who will turn that mills n boon fantasy that lives in all chics' minds into reality

 

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You have to be kidding. All the guys in those books are intolerable chauvinist pigs. And the women are simpering idiots.

 

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yeh yeh...
i know you

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Yeah, a lot of guys suffer that illusion.

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they do, but your not interested in those peasants are you?

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How infallibly perspicacious you are, m'lud.

/curtseys

 

Apologies, outlandish. That question was definitely not for you, I know better.

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sarcasm and facetiousness...nice.

 

Well m'dearie, if a man thinks "swooping upon me with his masterful air" while "crushing me against his manly chest" and holding me against the "lean manly length of his hard muscled body" will result in my "fluttering my eyelashes" and "surrendering with a swoon" he is sadly mistaken. More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head.

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yeah, sure.

 

lol, where do i begin? so many juicy nuggets to get stuck into, that's what i like about you, you try not give anything away, whilst all along you show enough...

your quite vivid and palpable m&b fantasies notwithstanding, trying to paint me as some chuvinist brute and trying to hide behind that facade only further betrays you even more.
brutish? chuvinist? no
assertive? confident? yes
but you know that already
you're at that age where you know exactly what you want, and you havent got time to waste on a loser who doesn't know what he wants/where he's going.
you don't want some imbecile "uhming" and "ahhing" whilst the tick tock of your bio clock deafens you.

if i was the person you try to portray me as (but quite clearly know i am not) i wouldn't give a damn about whats inbetween your ears...but maybe you do want the person you described, well at least cherry pick all the good bits right?

nah, need to bullk up a lil more..

hey i'm down with that, all good relationships are based on compromise, give and take, quid pro quo ya know?
besides after you've kicked me in the balls...we'd kiss and make up...fabulous

 

You have balls, I'll give you that

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S.A.M...is a 10 page ego massage long enough for you?

 

Have you been massaged yet? Would you like to be next?

 

Only by you darling.

 

Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:

 

You see what you want to see.

 

Anytime, sexy.

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You're next.

You can go first, if you like. Licking his balls I mean.

 

big melon sized cahunas baby, so you wont miss 'em with your heels....not that i'm into into that shit...:bugeye:

nigger stop crampin ma style and stealing ma lines!
let a brother work here...

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where did she even imply that?
sick freak.