ROLL UP ROLL UP... Hand in your clothes at reception and don the crotchless shorts. The currency will be Savil Sterling (Sovereigns.) On the paths between rides will be penises that pop down (erect) and you must (how do I put this?)...kneel before the "ride" and "achieve a high score." Savil sizzlers can be bought from the stands. The log flume: giant hands with an extended finger (WITH sovereigns.) After each ride the stand displays photographs of each "rider." Virtual reality: headsets show the view bent over a desk displaying a clock and some sweeties. Any other ideas for rides or merchandise...?