4th HED's Sciforums Awards

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by thefountainhed, Aug 10, 2004.

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  1. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    The level of posts on here was so bloody awful for three months I decided to say "fuck you" to my awards. That may have pleased some people, and to them I say "fuck you". The level of posts in the past three months haven't been better, but principle alone dictates. Thus, here is a less than a half-hearted attempt at undue/due recognition:

    Better posters:

    Rosa, Invert, gendanken, Rathieire, Stryder, ....

    I"ll add 5 more. the hed has to refresh some memories.
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I nominate myself for most immature poster.
     
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  5. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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  7. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, hey. Glad to know my rambling doesn't turn people away.

    (I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. Ok, I did know it. Sue me.

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    I take it I'm listed after Rosa because she's got the logic down? And before Gendanken because I'm so much nicer?

    Heh heh.

    What's funny is that I was just checking out an award thread just a couple of days ago. Strange coincidence that this one appears now.

    And, yes, the previous one was much more illustrious.
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Maybe it turns away a certain kind of people but not the Hed.
     
  9. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    True, true. Thanks for raining on my brief delisions of grandeur, Spurious. I think I'll ramble on over here and cry for a bit now.

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  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    It is just a postulation.
     
  11. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    What'd you call me? A pustulation? Why I oughta...

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    I know. I'm a bloody genius, over here. I know I'm the best on the forums. Even better than Rosa because I'm not restrained by formal logic. I shine in chaos and headnoise.

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  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I'm an immature monkey who drives away women by showering them with desperation. What would you rather be?
     
  13. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm. Tough call. I'd say... ME!

    Maybe you could join a cult centered around me and that would improve your life. The sexies love me, you know. Can't get enough of the nexmeister! Oh yeah!

    Or there's always the Wes cult to fall back on. Or maybe a real world cult. At first you don't get ladies, but if you show initiative and work your way up in the ranks, you get all the ladies you want. Oh yeah!!

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    Just don't join a cult where you have to castrate yourself. Kinda defeats the purpose.
     
  14. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I'm not saying that women don't want me. It is after they have me I drive them away.
     
  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    You want drive them away once you join the cult. They'll be brainwashed into worshipping you. They'll have to dragged off of you and deprogrammed in a seedy hotel room somewhere before they stop singing the praises of the wondrous monkey god.
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Ok then...where do i sign up?
     
  17. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    the monkey is a god?? *shock and awe*
    oh, you mean god of the kindergarteners. that makes sense
     
  18. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I think I should be made moderator of the cesspool, because I am such a cult icon.
     
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  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    The Hed will be so upset with these off topic remarks. This thread is turning exactly in to what he was so loathing in sciforums social dynamics in the last few months
     
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  22. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    this is the worst Sciforums Awards yet.

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  23. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    i think the judge is cheating, his clearly being bribed by Nexus and Rosa
     
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