Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by certified psycho, Nov 18, 2003.
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But why piss others off? Would YOU want to be pissed off at this if you were on the recieving end of anything? I think not.
"Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines"
I HATE lines.
I always cut. I have so many strategies. Sometimes people get so pissed. Screw them! I wish they would get a life. I mean, if you want to stand in line, don't get pissed at somebody that knows how to skip. If you don't want to skip, just stand there, and shut the f*** up. I pretty much never come across a long line that I don't at least try to cut.
11. Break packed food in the market by squishing it
12. Read a book when you're supposed to borrow it.
13. Always prepare mini-cam with strong blitz.
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Well, every NORMAL one should have the thought of doing mischief, right?
dont everybody do that, or is it just me Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
the best one i like is
7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall
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Would leaving fesies on a public restroom floor or urinal count? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
When my sister was four years old a boy cut in front of her. She picked him up by the shirt collar and pushed him against the wall (a la Darth) and said "no cutting."
Another story. When I was very young, about five or six, I found myself at the YMCA exiting the bathroom with a friend of mine. The counselor came to us a few minutes after we left and claimed that we had slathered the bathroom in fecal matter, or, as we called it, "kakee." I remember doing no such thing. But we had to clean the shit up.
Today I annoyed someone that I don't like. She was talking about her stupid characters in my writing class, and I decided to put my head down between my arms and start singing as many songs as I could think of just loud enough to be distracting and annoying. My muffled voice would disguise the lack of singing talent I have to my name.
A friend of mine would shout quite loudly "bla bla bla" and stomp his hand on the table whenever this same girl said anything (other annoying people too...Joe was pretty rabid). He would do this until someone told him to stop or until said person stopped talking entirely.
This short girl is annoyed when I call her "short stuff."
I worked a blood drive a few days ago, one of the participants said unto me "what if I die?" I told him I would put those last words on his tombstone.
that is kinda mean to hurt peoples feelings
You should try to cut inline before me, you'll be in the line to the hospital next.
those ideas weren't funny at all.
How the hell do you figure you idiot?
light their house on fire.
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Now back to this thread... hmmmm 111 ways to piss people off... I know...
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constant use of fallacy detection.
how 'bout point less post and/or threads
111 ways to tick ppl off?
111. tell them ur a christian!!
PS: IM A CHRISTIAN!!
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