1001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

57. You have anything greater than a 3.00 posts per day rating

 

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58. new rule- you must bow down and chant my name when you read a post by me
59. you have a post count between 0.00 and 100000000000000000000000000000 per day.

 

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60. You make threads to praise yourself
61. posting is a race you MUST win!

 

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62. You often forget to go to bed due to waiting for someone to reply
63. You talk about what a member did the night before to your friends who promptly walk away
64. You spend half the next day talking about various topics in reality
65. You've slold a family member just to pay for the internet connection

 

Thor, you blocked about 10 rules there buddy, you needed to start at 62!!
or are you trying to say something.... *muses sarcastically*

 

62. You are determined to be the one who lists the 1001 "way".

 

66. You've filled up your private message folder.
67. You prove your intellect by how many morons disagree with you.

 

66. you confuse me by using the wrong bloody numbers.

 

69 (count mine as 68). you have had the time to experience a quadruple post.

 

If you notice your numbers are wrong, just edit them like I do. Simple.

 

70. Posting is beginning to interfere with your drug habit.

 

71. You kicked your sibling off the computer just so you can see if someone replied to your post that has been sitting there for a week
72. You find that this list doesn't follow the normal sequence on the number line
73. The last time you had a social life was the night before you signed up to this forum

 

74. You miss the sabbath arguing in the bacon bits vs. baco's thread

 

75. You begin to think on the merits of the unexamined life.

 

how can you miss the sabbath? its a day- sunday aint it?????
you cant MISS A day by posting..... granted you can use one up pretty eaasily though.

 

If you are working on a post an the sun goes down on friday, then you are working on the sabbath hence miss the sabbath (that's breaking Moses law)

 

76. You have to eat and go to the bathroom, but you can't, because there's just so much to post!

 

sorry to go off topic but does anyone in here know how to make an avatar fit the guidelines or does it have to be 40x40 already?

 

77 You interrupt a post to find out how to improve your avatar

(sorry greywolf no idea)

 

78. You find out the purpose of meaning by eating too much Honey-Nut Cheerios.
79. You think the Flemster is great.
80. You argue about how convenient steel toe-caps are
81. You notice how empty your life has become after discovering sciforums
82. You don't know what :m: represents.