1001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

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    2001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

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    Hello everybody, the fish with nuts is in the house.

    I challenge the citizens of sciforums.com to try and get 1001 ways to know you've been posting too much. Here's some to start off...

    Remember to put the numbers

    1. You believe pneumonium exists
    2. You fear the man boobies (guilty)
    3. You own a taser
    4. You have a trilium keychain
    5. You wear two-inch thick glasses

    There's 5, now only 996 to go. GET POSTING

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  3. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    6.You made a microwave gun out of a microwave oven.
     
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  5. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    7. You start to believe the Christians
    8. You start to believe in Allah
    9. There are mites that infest slugs
    10. You just won a battle against a hostile human space-fleet
     
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  7. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    "There's 5, now only 995 to go. GET POSTING"
    *counts*, *counts again*
    5 + 995 = 1001 ?????

    11. you START to speak in CAPITALS for no reason (you haters)
     
  8. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    12. You start your posts with "WE are WES, WES are WE, WES WE are!
     
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    Whoops...my calculator is screwed.

    13. You realise touch-typing is not an Olympics category
    14. You name your kids Qwerty U. Iop
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    15. You start thinking that you will hit 7000 posts soon.
     
  11. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    16. You start creating alter-egos like "Nuttyfish" to disguise just how much you post.
     
  12. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    17. When someone tells you a lie, you question the truth.
     
  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    18. you order something from 'Fossil and Space Store'
    Dinosaur Fossils, Meteorites Flown Space Artifacts
     
  14. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    19. Your astral projection keeps typing while the Shadow Government holds your body for interrogation after you were abducted by aliens.
     
  15. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    20. You believe evolution is a belief based on lies propagated by unethical scientists, and the bible is full of hardcore scientific facts.
     
  16. The Singularity The last thing you'll ever see Registered Senior Member

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    21. Every single thread on the forum is saved as a bookmark
    22. You memorized the URL of every thread posted and as a result ... answered a general relativity question on an exam by writing down the URL on the dotted line which deals with GR
    23. You experience deja vu
    24. You refer to yourself as Master of your Domain
     
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  17. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    21. You believe you can make water flow uphill with a clever arrangement of pipes, or create antigravity by spinning things in a magnetic field, and anyone who says different is a government stooge payed for by some cartel of energy producers, in league with the Rand Corporation, and the Inverse Vampires.
     
  18. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    22. you have posted in this thread *but not me just making a point*
     
  19. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    27. Sciforums is set as your homepage
    28. You can guess the type of thread just by seeing who created it
     
  20. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    29. you can guess the type of forum the thread is in by looking at the top of the IE panel.
    30. you are a person who posts on sciforums.
    31. you like posting here a lot
    32. sciforums is not set as your homepage
    33. you have never visited sciforums before
    34. you are a person
    35. you are not a person
    36. you are a rock.
     
  21. The Singularity The last thing you'll ever see Registered Senior Member

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    37. You made a book about Sciforums
    38. You put your kids to sleep by reading the many posts you find here
    39. You walk up to your science professor ... point at him/her ... and argue to him/her that he/she was wrong about the Laws of Thermodynamics
    40. Nothing makes sense anymore
    41. You think of this website as the new "Bible"
    42. Everything here somehow defies the laws of physics
    43. You're still stuck in threads from three years ago trying to catch up
    44. Hell just froze over
     
  22. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    45. you are the singularity
    46. you are everyone.
    47. except me.
    48. im great.
    49, haha, its a rule so you must accept..... ok then.....hehehe
    50. all must do as say.
    51. noone can contradict me
    52. my first command is that all posts must now be typed upside down.
     
  23. Insanely Elite Questions reality. Registered Senior Member

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    53. You miss work waiting for someone to post on your latest pet theory.
    54. You begin arguing with real live people who are wishing you a nice day.
    55. You wear depends(diapers) to not miss out on these whacky highjinx.
    56. You forego porn to argue christianity to a athiest while you're a buhddist.
     
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