1001 Uses for Marmite

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Communist Hamster, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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    23.Spreading on toast and then looking at it for a bit untill you eat it (i love it)
     
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  3. man pickle Registered Member

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    24. Burning stuff
     
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  5. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    eating it as i type. don't spread it too thick!
     
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    25. A Weapon of Mass Destruction
     
  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Indeed...

    Sounds like something commandos used to blow up Reichsbahn tracks during World War 2...

    "Right - O, Jenkins... Pass along those Marmite charges and we'll give Jerry a real hotfoot - eh, wot..."
     
  9. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    26. thermal grease
     
  10. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    Is that an archaic sexual offence?

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  11. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    ?? wtf, im talking about the stuff you put between the cpu and the heatsink
     
  12. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    Hey whatever flicks your switches v

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  13. guthrie paradox generator Registered Senior Member

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    27. using it instead of tar when tarring and feathering people who post urls to other forums on here.
     
  14. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    28. the less favoured option when faced with marmite or cow shit in a sandwich
     

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