1001 Uses for Marmite

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Communist Hamster, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    This was suggested in the 'Where are you?' thread, so I thought I'd start it before anyone else did.

    So, lets list 1001 uses for marmite!

    1. Throw it away, FAR away
     
  2. Nuttyfish Guest

    2. Cement
    3. Eating (hmm...nah)
    4. Having a staring contest
     
  3. Ghost III Banned

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    5. Too make you go sick
     
  4. Arditezza Banned

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    "My Mate,
    Whose Mate?
    My Mate—Marmite."

    6. Use it for Aid for third-world countries. It's rich in B12 and other B vitamins.
    7. Surfboard, Ski or Snowboard wax.
    8. Use it to patch up wood paneling or small holes in the roof.
     
  5. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    hmmmm, wonder if i should google marmite :)... nah... not yet anyway
     
  6. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    vegemite=marmite lite.
    The Men at Work song suddenly becomes clear. Never knew exactly what vegemite was and never even heard of marmite.
    So, you brits (and aussies) just love sucking down that bacterial excrement then do you?
    Yumm yumm. Good for the tum.
    Ick.
     
  7. guthrie paradox generator Registered Senior Member

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    Invert nexus you bastard, you just spoiled more potential for leg pulling and making fun of non UK people.

    9) face paint.
     
  8. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    ah could not resist looked it up, marmite sound.... wierd, only you brits would eat that, can i have a taste :)

    Arditezza thougth you where american :)
     
  9. Arditezza Banned

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    I'm Canadian, actually. Stuck in America for the time being, as a slave to the almighty dollar. Two years, and I will be back home in Alberta. I'll actually be home for Christmas for two weeks this year as well. It will be nice to have a white Christmas.
     
  10. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    "Two years, and I will be back home in Alberta" you make it sound like a prison sentance , can't you go home in the weekends and likes.
    We all slave for some currancy and atleast you can have a nice christmas :)
     
  11. Arditezza Banned

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    From here to Edmonton, Alberta is a 38 hour drive or a $600 plane ticket. I cannot go home on weekends. Some days, it does feel like a prison sentence.
     
  12. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    Ouch 38 hours, thats about the same as what it takes to go from northern europe to north italy in the sourth passing true 2-3 countries, things are a bit smaller here, or maybe the world is not so big, i work with a dude born cuba, grew up in New York and now Danish.
     
  13. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    10 heavy artiellery in a food fight
     
  14. salann Registered Member

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    11. Smear it on a worming pill, in an attempt to fool your cat that you're giving it food
     
  15. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    Marmite = mmmm
    Vegimite, at first it tastes like shit, then you wish it was :D
     
  16. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Kunax,

    You don't want to taste it. It's a love/hate thing. Eithere you hate it or you love it. I hate it.
     
  17. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    i belive in tasting just about anything once maybe twice and then later again just to see if it is really possible for something to taste that bad/good.
     
  18. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    I luurve marmite! I have a mate in Norway, and every time i go over i have to take marmite-lots of it
     
  19. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    use as bug repellant lotion
     
  20. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    13 use as a conversation topic on a forum
     

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