$1,000,000 lawsuit over a knife in a sandwich.......

L o r d...My Lord...bring in the Gods' promised fortunes. Make this sandwich poisoned...make this sandwich be the door to life beyond the desolate life that I am now part of. Blood dripping from my tongue that touched the knife within the blessed food...blood will be the sign of God for future bright to yet unfold!

 

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That is insane! He should just get used to the sound.

 

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no its perfectly sane....he should sue God too...

 

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LOL Dude. True that.

 

You do realize there are dangerous professions where you are likely to get injured. They might be just the thing for you. Lumberjacking for example. Mining.

 

everything has to look real. Everything has to be like a book of truth unfolded before a Judge to grant me money I wish to feel. No compromises, no speculations...just pure reality.

 

Sure. You are working for a mining company and a metal spike is driven through your torso. Always carry a disposible camera and toss it to a buddy you trust. He finishes the roll. Have your buddy or a family member take one copy of these photos to a lawyers and send another copy to the legal department of the mining company. Instruct them to send all offers to your lawyer. Later, if the company is foolish, the judge and the jury can be shown the photos. You will be rolling in money. Or a nurse can roll you in it if the spinal column is severed.

 

an act like that can potentially end my life or severely deplete the functions within my life that I can express using my body. To simply put...I need a safer way and to base the case on "personal trauma" and "psychological distress" incurred from a particular mischief of the company/government/person I am suing.

 

Ah, I thought I read the word poisoned somewhere above. My mistake.

May you find a human penis in your sandwich.

I think this will be my new blessing.

 

Sarcasm ends somewhere...and it ends here.

Simon Anders.

 

Con-artists!!

 

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lolz

 

If you are pointing at something you should know that the internet is not visual in that sense without a cam.

 

thats what imagination is for, buddy.

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I will sue your ass for humiliation.

 

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immoral conduct!

 

Just because 'sue' is an anagram for 'use' it does not make them equivalent. Please refer to a dictionary of colloquial and slang English. Or PM me about a time and place we can meet.