well it has to be me

ACTuALLY can we change this to the nerdiest looking as i have just been told that i look like a proper nerd


cos no one mentioned my ugly mut in the other thread

so nhere goes

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w319/zakariya04/Copyofadam_DSC_1359.jpg


and you have 24hours until i think about deleting it

but then again i may forget!!!!!

that's cuz you're married. What woman wants to get all worked up over a guy she can't have. Its why Shorty was the only one who posted pics of Nietch. He's hers.

well it has to be me


cos no one mentioned my ugly mut in the other thread

so nhere goes

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w319/zakariya04/Copyofadam_DSC_1359.jpg


and you have 24hours until i think about deleting it

but then again i may forget!!!!!


Reiku might like you... Lol...

Reiku might like you... Lol...


eeerrrr reikus already my man so there!!!!
nan ana nannnaaaaaaaaaa

well it has to be me..cos no one mentioned my ugly mut in the other thread..so nhere goes..and you have 24hours until i think about deleting it..

I don't think you're ugly. I think you look pretty hot. Lose the glasses and you'd be even hotter. :)

that's cuz you're married. What woman wants to get all worked up over a guy she can't have. Its why Shorty was the only one who posted pics of Nietch. He's hers.

eerrrr i ndont know

I don't think you're ugly. I think you look pretty hot. Lose the glasses and you'd be even hotter. :)

Its not the glasses, its the eyebrow.

I don't think you're ugly. I think you look pretty hot. Lose the glasses and you'd be even hotter. :)



eerrr thanks Sandy...., but i thought i look better in the glasses.....

also i reckon i look more geeky or nerdy with glasses.


ok so is any other guy can post their nerdy /un hot pics

Its not the glasses, its the eyebrow.

yeah well i always forget to convert the mono brow in to a duo brow

Its not the glasses, its the eyebrow.

I didn't even notice that. Maybe because of the glasses. Yeah, the unibrow should go.

I didn't even notice that. Maybe because of the glasses. Yeah, the unibrow should go.

its a monobrow sandy..........and ok i'll sort it out....


how do i do that btw???

Whoever cuts your hair should take care of it. Most salons do now.

Or just take a shaver and shave it.

thanks Sandy and orleander

my hairdresser is a nice girl called leanne, i couldnt ask her to do it.. BUT i will break out the razor and do as per sandy's instructions, which means i will ahv e to do it every time i shave right!!!!???????

anyways is any of those others gusy going to post here in the nredy thread or is it just me!!!!

ha typical

well it has to be me

ACTuALLY can we change this to the nerdiest looking as i have just been told that i look like a proper nerd


cos no one mentioned my ugly mut in the other thread

so nhere goes

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w319/zakariya04/Copyofadam_DSC_1359.jpg


and you have 24hours until i think about deleting it

but then again i may forget!!!!!


you look good, but why are you wearing a suit??

thanks Sandy and orleander

my hairdresser is a nice girl called leanne, i couldnt ask her to do it.. BUT i will break out the razor and do as per sandy's instructions, which means i will ahv e to do it every time i shave right!!!!???????

anyways is any of those others gusy going to post here in the nredy thread or is it just me!!!!

ha typical

Leanne would probably wax it and it would be done in a minute. And it will stay gone for quite a while. My Grandpa's barber took care of his ear hair, eyebrows and nose hair.
Just print out this thread, give it to Leanne and she'll take care of it. They learn that stuff for a reason.

Threading is better for the skin in the long run. Wax pulls the skin too much.
Threading lasts longer too. Be prepared though the first time will hurt alot lol.

Threading is better for the skin in the long run. Wax pulls the skin too much.
Threading lasts longer too. Be prepared though the first time will hurt alot lol.

I wouldn't know. I don't have a mustache. :D

you look good, but why are you wearing a suit??

thanks LA

how are you anyways.. i ghope all is ok with you

i am wearign a suit cos i was at work..

I am goign to be in afeature in a magazine soon

...I am goign to be in afeature in a magazine soon

Oh congrats!!!! Can you tell us when it comes out? Your family must be very proud....unless of course it a prison magazine. :bugeye:

Leanne would probably wax it and it would be done in a minute. And it will stay gone for quite a while. My Grandpa's barber took care of his ear hair, eyebrows and nose hair.
Just print out this thread, give it to Leanne and she'll take care of it. They learn that stuff for a reason.

Ok thanks Orleander, i may try that if the shaving thing proves to crappy

Threading is better for the skin in the long run. Wax pulls the skin too much.
Threading lasts longer too. Be prepared though the first time will hurt alot lol.

eeeerrrr thanks shorts but wtf is thrading????

I wouldn't know. I don't have a mustache. :D
Now now orleander

Threading

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-QzPLgUTo

Oh congrats!!!! Can you tell us when it comes out? Your family must be very proud....unless of course it a prison magazine. :bugeye:

eerr thanks
well its not actually a feature on me, but a feature on what i am arguing!!!!
basically i am arguing with one of my competitors (one of the biggest marketing companies in the US)about the industry.. basically they are nicking my ideas about a copuple of issues which i ahve been consistent on over the last few years and claiming its their own ideas!!!

gggrrrrr

This is how I get my eyebrows down.


Threading is an ancient method of hair removal which originated in parts of India, the Middle and Far East, and is now gaining popularity in Western countries.

Practitioners use a pure cotton thread. They generally twist the hair and threading pulls out a whole row of hair, as opposed to tweezing where only one single hair is pulled out. Threading is often preferred to tweezing because of the naturally straight lines of hair removed by the thread. It is pulled out from the follicle. Some women focus particularly on the area between the eyebrows, thus interrupting so-called "unibrows".

Like other methods of hair removal such as plucking or waxing. The top layers of skin are not peeled or traumatized, threading is also recommended and an excellent option for those who have sensitive skin.

Sorry to tell you this...but you aren't bad looking like you want to be!

thanks Orleander and shorts and sandy and everyone else!!

hey i ahve to say you guys have been really helpful and nice

its all appreciated thank you

here's teh link to Shorty's article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threading_%28epilation%29

Sorry to tell you this...but you aren't bad looking like you want to be!

but as loong as i look like a 12 yr old geek.. or at elast a sci nerd?? thats what counts!!!

To be honest, I've changed my husband's look a lot over the years.
Your wife hasn't given any hints?

Nope...not geeky either...sorry!

To be honest, I've changed my husband's look a lot over the years.
Your wife hasn't given any hints?

eerrr sometimes!!!

Nope...not geeky either...sorry!

oh piss............. but a nerd yeah!!!

eerrr sometimes!!!



oh piss............. but a nerd yeah!!!

Yeah...you got that going!!!;)

Yeah...you got that going!!!;)

phew!!!!

thanks LA

how are you anyways.. i ghope all is ok with you

i am wearign a suit cos i was at work..

I am goign to be in afeature in a magazine soon

i'm ok, thanks for asking

what magazine can we get iT in uk?

So...
is it hard work being such a nerd?

Zak,

I think you look like a young Henry Kissinger

You are fine Zak, fuck society.

You are fine Zak, fuck society.

I am sorry to tell you this...but nietzschefan is right. You are cool, man. I was being ironic about the nerd thing. In fact...I think I have to put you in the 10 ten coolest guys on this forum now...sorry.

I think neitz in wrong. I know very few people who say screw society who are actually happy. They are angry and resentful. Everyone is against them
They also usually live alone.

What's wrong with wanting to look your best?

You know, You can be a nerd without looking like one.

Judging by my complete inability to get anywhere with women, I'm the more likely choice for the most unhot guy on the forum.

This is what I looked like the last time I had a GF.
http://www.shocking.com/~z29/Doug%20Portia%20-1.jpg

I still look pretty close to that, other than a hairline that receded to the point where I just buzz the rest down close. But even when the picture was taken I got rejected so much that I finally gave up. I've got you beat Zak.

That's what you looked like the last time you had a girlfriend? Is that her??

That's what you looked like the last time you had a girlfriend? Yes.

Is that her?? Not funny.

You look like a game show host dude.

And happy too.

Judging by my complete inability to get anywhere with women, I'm the more likely choice for the most unhot guy on the forum.

This is what I looked like the last time I had a GF.
http://www.shocking.com/~z29/Doug%20Portia%20-1.jpg

I still look pretty close to that, other than a hairline that receded to the point where I just buzz the rest down close. But even when the picture was taken I got rejected so much that I finally gave up. I've got you beat Zak.

Weird, I think you are pretty cute! Maybe it isn't your looks, maybe it's how you act? :shrug:

I think neitz in wrong. I know very few people who say screw society who are actually happy. They are angry and resentful. Everyone is against them
They also usually live alone.

What's wrong with wanting to look your best?

Isn't it you and Sam who keep saying who cares what other ppl think or say?
You shouldn't be worried about what other ppl think of you?

What woman wants to get all worked up over a guy she can't have.

Are you kidding me?
There is nothing more attractive to most women than a wedding ring.

I have known single guys to wear bands on their ring fingers when they were going out to bars/clubs - and it worked!

ja
that outrageous statement would have had me posting the same sentiment had you not beaten me to it.

married guys are a safe fuck

Better than Spanish Fly, and not illegal like GHB.

Really......hmmmmmmmmmmm
It's a good thing that Nietzschefan doesn't wear a wedding ring then :D

Really......hmmmmmmmmmmm
It's a good thing that Nietzschefan doesn't wear a wedding ring then :D

He keeps it hidden in his sock drawer.
He told me.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2892/darlk1.jpg

You look like you are about to pass a kidney stone invert.. Either that or you have a serious chaffing problem.:p

So the really is a picture of you in your avatar?
I have always wondered.

(that was to invert_nexus, not Bells)

Are you kidding me?
There is nothing more attractive to most women than a wedding ring.

I have known single guys to wear bands on their ring fingers when they were going out to bars/clubs - and it worked!

I was trying to be kind you ass. :rolleyes: You go tell him why he wasn't in the hottest SciForum guy thread now.

Isn't it you and Sam who keep saying who cares what other ppl think or say?
You shouldn't be worried about what other ppl think of you?

Just because I don't care much doesn't mean I don't care at all. I still worry about what my Mom thinks.
To say 'screw society'??? No, I'd never say that.

This must be the most ugliest thread on the forum!!!

:) Lol...

You look like you are about to pass a kidney stone invert.. Either that or you have a serious chaffing problem

I was told that it 'screams seizure.'
I like how my face looks bent. Very interesting contortion, I think.

So the really is a picture of you in your avatar?
I have always wondered.

No. That's Coffin Joe, Ze do Caixao. He's a Brazilian horror actor.
There is a touch of similarity between me and my avatar, but a larger photo of him shows that he actually looks quite different.

I just had a conversation the other day about how I have often been told that I resemble John Lennon, but since I got my new emo glasses that resemblence has vanished. It was the beard and round glasses. I think the nose a little too.
People see the most obvious features of a person, they don't actually see what is there. We see in schemes. It saves on processing power that way.

Here's a video which shows what I mean:
http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/10.html
(Java required.)

I wouldn't know. I don't have a mustache. :D
Well, unless you shave(or wax), I'm sure you have a fairly big vertical moustache below your waist.
So how do you keep that area down there from becoming a varitable forest?

Another method, albeit an expensive one Zak, is electrolosys. It takes a few treatments but after that, the hair will not come back...ever.

..So how do you keep that area down there from becoming a varitable forest?...

I don't do anything. I'm fairly hairless I guess. I only have to shave my legs about once a week. I think its cuz I'm blonde and I don't have thick hair. Its fine, not thin though. You can't even see that I have hair on my arms, its so light and fine.
I know people with dark hair have a tougher time of it.

Orly,
You know I wasn't referring to your legs, don't you?

yeah, right.

I was trying to be kind you ass. :rolleyes: You go tell him why he wasn't in the hottest SciForum guy thread now.

hey orleander

just checkin in...

you know you dont have to be polite on my account.

if i look like a nerd or a geek just blaze out with it man.

And repo man you aint even close......nice try though....

Well, unless you shave(or wax), I'm sure you have a fairly big vertical moustache below your waist.
So how do you keep that area down there from becoming a varitable forest?

Another method, albeit an expensive one Zak, is electrolosys. It takes a few treatments but after that, the hair will not come back...ever.
thansk for the advice mike

Here's a video which shows what I mean:
http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/10.html
(Java required.)

That's amazing!!

Invert Nexus....does that study show woman's attention span or something? hilarious

Invert Nexus....does that study show woman's attention span or something? hilarious
http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/12.html

http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/12.html

so its attention span of old people? :bugeye:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2892/darlk1.jpg

Damn dude.

I wish I had weird/awesome hair like that. Mine grows out, so I get like a white jew-fro (despite not being jewish).

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2892/darlk1.jpg

Awesome! I love it! :D

unhot means frozen cold

Damn dude.

I wish I had weird/awesome hair like that. Mine grows out, so I get like a white jew-fro (despite not being jewish).

I'm jealous of the beard. I've got the long hair but I can't grow a full beard yet (ever?) so I can't pull off the Jesus look I've always wanted to try. :(

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4426/christ5dp3.jpg

http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v203/one_raven/whyhaveyouforsakenme.jpg

So the really is a picture of you in your avatar?
I have always wondered.

(that was to invert_nexus, not Bells)

Ermm yes it is. After a particularly bad episode with a spray on tan.:bawl:

I just had a conversation the other day about how I have often been told that I resemble John Lennon, but since I got my new emo glasses that resemblence has vanished. It was the beard and round glasses. I think the nose a little too.
I could see the Lennon resemblance if you had the glasses.

You have funky hair though. My 2 year old has hair like yours, only lighter and a bit curlier. We cut it really short once and it just did not suit his personality, so now it has grown back and is wild! When he runs it fans out around his head like a curly golden halo. *Sigh* we're going to have to cut it again soon ..:(

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5534/jesuscd5.jpg

You have great gorgeous eyes vertie.
I'm jealous :D

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9244/bleftyu0.jpg http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1467/brightbg6.jpg

I said gorgeous, what more do you want? :bugeye:

I said gorgeous, what more do you want? :bugeye:

"Glamorous babe...just glamorous...sooo sexy"....or...."Inverty....babe....my Indian heart beats the rhythm of Bollywood with your heart, we were made for each other"

I said gorgeous, what more do you want?

WORSHIP ME!

Heh.
Sorry. Got carried away. Just had the pictures laying around so figured what the hell.
I love eyes. The detail of the iris is amazing.

Nah jk, great detail on the eyes, what camera is that?

Canon Powershot A420 on supermacro.
Just a cheapo camera, but it suffices.

I get it...this is the coolest guy on the forum topic...isn't? When you are unhot, then you are cool. The more unhot you are the cooler you are, the least hot guy is the coolest guy.

So it looks like some men prefer to be hot and others prefer to be cool!
Someone care to explain the difference?

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/fonz.jpg

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/fonz.jpg

Well done. No one can sum it up like the Fonz!

Just saw your eyes up close and it made me think more about how they gobble up light. You have stars in your iris, so I ask do you see interesting things?

I get it...this is the coolest guy on the forum topic...isn't? When you are unhot, then you are cool. The more unhot you are the cooler you are, the least hot guy is the coolest guy.

So it looks like some men prefer to be hot and others prefer to be cool!
Someone care to explain the difference?

Speaking for no one but myself, I'd like to be a hot guy. I'd be much too busy with my lovely wife and children to even spend time here, much less care what anyone here thought about me. As it is, I'm neither hot, nor cool. Tepid is probably the best adjective.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5534/jesuscd5.jpg

Now I feel like singing "Jesus Christ.. SUPERSTAR.. who in the world do you think you are...nah nah nah nah I can't remember the rest of the words"

:p

And put some clothes on ya hippy!

*Hides*

Cool photo with the eyes though. Now gimme! I want your eyes and Sam's hair. GIMME!!

Speaking for no one but myself, I'd like to be a hot guy. I'd be much too busy with my lovely wife and children to even spend time here, much less care what anyone here thought about me. As it is, I'm neither hot, nor cool. Tepid is probably the best adjective.
Huh? This is you, isn't it?


http://www.shocking.com/~z29/Doug%20Portia%20-1.jpg

I think you're a good looking guy.

Stop being so down about yourself. You are good looking and very intelligent with a good sense of humour. I seriously don't understand why you view yourself as being "tepid".:bugeye:

Self-deprication is the best way to get validation?