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MalloryKnox
06-19-03, 08:01 PM
A person told me it's normal to spit at the toilet after u pee.... do u really do that or I should be carefull wiv this person????

Fafnir665
06-19-03, 08:17 PM
You spelt the word "you" wrong on serveral occasions in that question, and the word "with" once. I always spit in the toilet when I'm done urinating, I have as long as i can remember. You mean you don't? I thought this was normal behavior. Whose the outsider here... me or Mallory? :bugeye:

Jerrek
06-19-03, 08:23 PM
I don't.

Fafnir665
06-19-03, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Jerrek
I don't.

What a weirdo :bugeye: :eek:

sargentlard
06-19-03, 08:28 PM
i do also...a big giant ball of saliva after every clensing.

Jerrek
06-19-03, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Fafnir665
What a weirdo :bugeye: :eek: No, I'm civilized. :p

Fafnir665
06-19-03, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Jerrek
No, I'm civilized. :p

I like it when i shoot off a lugey with such force little comets of urine rain down on my pants.

Jerrek
06-19-03, 08:38 PM
I don't spit. Ever. Unless it is to err... lubericate something. Let us leave it at that.

FatalTalon
06-19-03, 08:43 PM
Fafnir, I've decided I don't want to marry you and father all of your children.

No hard feelings, ok?


I'll proudly step with the weird non spitting people here.


~Fatal


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To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. --- Lao-Tzu

Jerrek
06-19-03, 08:46 PM
Spitting is common in third world countries. I don't know why, but the people always have this weird habit of spitting in public. You would be stopping at a red light and then see someone open the car door and spit in the street. Or walking on the sidewalk and then see people spit. Disgusting habit.

siledre
06-19-03, 09:04 PM
Spitting is how we rid our bodies of evil, if you don't spit you must be evil. :D

Fafnir665
06-19-03, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by FatalTalon
Fafnir, I've decided I don't want to marry you and father all of your children.

I definatly wanted you to mother them, I'm the man in this relationship

FatalTalon
06-19-03, 10:33 PM
Whichever way.

But like, no thank you.


~Fatal

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To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. --- Lao-Tzu

Killjoy
06-19-03, 11:01 PM
Spitting into the toilet after urinating?[/I]

Sounds like the remnant of some old superstitious practice...

Sorry, but after expelling water I like to "intake" some, so I glug down a glass/cup of H2O...

I suppose this sounds as odd as the spitting bit did to me, though...

spuriousmonkey
06-20-03, 04:07 AM
I must admite that I often spit in the toilet. It is something about seeing all that water and more 'water' being added by the 'one eyed snake'. Somehow I feel the urge to add more watery components.

It is especially nice in the 'communal' urinoirs (the long ones without separations). Then you can see your spit flouting down a river of yellow liquid gold, passing the other 'relievers'. I don't know if that curses or blessers the other participants in the pissing contest.

Dr Lou Natic
06-20-03, 04:23 AM
I live in a cage of an apartment so I have to spit in the toilet or the shower. I don't spit half as much as most of the people I know but I still need to sometimes.
Its either the toilet or the fishtank, so I choose toilet, I don't want to insult my fish:( ...... oh no!:eek: what if turds can get insulted?

airavata
06-20-03, 08:36 AM
Jerrek you weirdo. You mean you never spit? I actually don't spit on the toilet, but when I'm done urinating, I spit on my richard and clean him well. Pays to be hygienic you know.

spuriousmonkey
06-20-03, 08:44 AM
Jerrek saves all his spit for his 'loving'.

Closet Philosopher
06-20-03, 09:21 AM
In other countries, if you spit in certain places, you get the death sentence

Mucker
06-20-03, 09:34 AM
I like it when i shoot off a lugey with such force little comets of urine rain down on my pants. :D lol. Yeah, if you dribble into a fast shooting piss the spit goes flying. I have done this load when drunk :D . It's such a shame for women though!! :( *Consoles women*
Yeah, I spit when I piss.

doom
06-20-03, 12:42 PM
Nah,only time i bother to do that is if by some freak of nature i end up urinating in my mouth.

I just spit huge lumps of lung butter on roads/pavement.

Binary
06-20-03, 01:44 PM
I don't really spit in toilet after urinating much anymore. It was almost a ritual when I was younger. Figured I just picked it up from my older brother, you know emulating. Although with so many admittances, I can't really be sure that that's the only reason anymore.:confused:

cthulhus slave
06-21-03, 11:19 AM
"I don't spit. Ever. Unless it is to err... lubericate something. Let us leave it at that."

im exactly the same way.
yes keeping spit in is evil i am evil. whats ur point?
sex and jacking off is always better w/ spit. admit it. it is.
however when its alergy season and im having an asthma attack i do tend to cogh up huge balls of crusty mucis thats clogging my lungs. but thats not really spiting.
spiting is bad 4 the economy. cause u have to drink more water to make up for it and then they have to clean more water so it costs more. help the economy! dont spit!

spuriousmonkey
06-21-03, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by cthulhus slave

spiting is bad 4 the economy. cause u have to drink more water to make up for it and then they have to clean more water so it costs more. help the economy! dont spit!

alternatively you can help the economy by spitting vast quantities of spit and replenish the liquids by consuming gigantic quantities of beer.

Jerrek
06-21-03, 11:35 AM
Beer dehydrates.

spuriousmonkey
06-21-03, 11:58 AM
I dehydrate tissues all the time, and I can assure you that the best effect is accomplished with a series of dehydration liquids, each rising in alcohol percentage.

one would first fill a bathtub with beer. Sit it in while drinking copious amounts of...tada...beer.

Then one should move to a bathtub filled with wine. Drinking lots of ....wine....

Then a bathtub of whiskey....drinking...whiskey....

then a bathtub of Absinthe, drinking lots of it...

and then you are really dehydrated....

MalloryKnox
06-21-03, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Jerrek
Spitting is common in third world countries. I don't know why, but the people always have this weird habit of spitting in public. You would be stopping at a red light and then see someone open the car door and spit in the street. Or walking on the sidewalk and then see people spit. Disgusting habit.

Exactly!! I live in Brazil, wich is a third world country and that's so disgusting!! Thank you for the support...:rolleyes:

Jerrek
06-21-03, 03:13 PM
What is your malfunction?

cthulhus slave
06-21-03, 03:37 PM
sugar tastes good.

shit doesnt.

jsyk.

Zero
06-21-03, 07:52 PM
Spit?? What weirdos do we have here? Now if you asked if we spit after jerking off, we might have something to discuss here ... :D

Mucker
06-22-03, 05:23 AM
I think I can see the conclusion that appears to be taken for granted on this thread, however personally I spit quite regularly when I'm outside, and whenever I visit the toilet, it is possible to spit, so the habit gets taken up as if I was out of doors. *Shrugs* What's the problem there?? :bugeye:

spuriousmonkey
06-22-03, 05:58 AM
You should see me running...I spit and empty my nose regularly....I try not to aim for other people....

cthulhus slave
06-22-03, 05:58 AM
ah! now zero has some forsite!

well? do you?
i know i do, when i have saliva left. sometimes its just to help get cleaned off.

cthulhus slave
06-22-03, 06:01 AM
the monkey scares me...
the evil of all evils.
the hypnotising monkey.
he says he wants to be my friend.
he says he wants to hug me.
oh that evil little monkey...

i made a couplet of couplets!:bugeye:

MalloryKnox
06-22-03, 10:45 AM
not talking bout myself but, I'm still in doubt... so spit after you pee is so normal as peeing while you take a shower?? Do you pee while you take shower?? ( sorry if it's a disgusting subject but I'm learning bout different cultures) :confused:

fredx
06-22-03, 10:48 AM
spitting is disgusting, your mother should have taught you better.

MalloryKnox
06-22-03, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by fredx
spitting is disgusting, your mother should have taught you better.


ok.. I'm sorry.... I don't spit, I never feel like, but we really have to check this "disgusting" meaning.... putting this way kissing would be disgusting too, and I don't think it is... ( not mentioning some things that were also said in this thread, that are also disgusting) ;)