Mothafuckit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

England have just lost to Russia and i am 95% certain we will not qualifyh for the euro championships next year

russia are now only 2 pojints behind us with a game in hand if they winn their remaining games we are fucked..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7047720.stm

for fucks sack!!!!!
fucking croatia and russia will go through now and fuckin england under that fuckwit of a manager Steve Mothafucka McClaren will be staying at home.

MccLAREN HAS TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUCKIN HELL

zAK

Geez, and I thought something horrible happened like someone dying.

Geez, and I thought something horrible happened like someone dying.

me too :shrug:

WELL IT IS PRETTY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK not LIKE THAT BUT IT IS PRETTY FUCKIN AWFULLL

I L;IVE IN ENGLAND AND AM VERY PROUD OF MY COUNTRY AND IT FUCKIN HURST WHEN WE DONT GO TO THE EUROS, IT FUKCCIN IS AWFULL SO HUMILIATING...

Its really ahrd to take and fuckin annoying..

MCclearan has to fuckin go....

it is fuckin bad...

that dick of an england manager ahs really fucked it up.........i could do a fuckin better job than that boozak!!!!

Zak,

You sound like most American Football fans when their team does something stupid or loses to a team they shouldn't have lost to. I'm sure my whole neighborhood has heard me scream when I watch my football team play, and they do something stupid.
Haha.

I'm pissed as well. But in his defence he has had many injurys. But England then again we should qualify for this and there is no excuse.

To a sports fan....it like someone dying. :)

Sorry to hear about your team losing, Zak.

....i could do a fuckin better job than that boozak!!!!

Yeah, we have that here in America too. Its called armchair quarterbacks. But you said manager, right. Hmm, I don't know what they call those. :shrug:

I've never really understood men and their obsessive love of a sport. Your national pride is really connected to a sport?

ZAK

On another note, since I have you here. What is so AMAZING ABOUT BELLS?
Does your wife find her as AMAZING too?

Bells???

Bells???

You haven't heard the rants from Zak about how AMAZING BELLS Is?
How could you have missed it? He sounds smitten.

Yeah, we have that here in America too. Its called armchair quarterbacks. But you said manager, right. Hmm, I don't know what they call those. :shrug:
Some sports have managers, some have coaches. I think baseball's 'coach' is called a manager. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I've never really understood men and their obsessive love of a sport.
That's fine. We don't understand you women and your love of:
-shoes
-shopping
-talking on the cell phone all the fucking time
-keeping something OCD clean all the time
-overanalyzing everything
-drama (not the TV kind; the real life kind)

Your national pride is really connected to a sport?
Yep. Just watch the olympics.
My regional pride is more or less connected to my football team.

Pommies take football as seriously as Germans take warfare.

i have a solution! watch the rugby.

That's fine. We don't understand you women and your love of:
-shoes
-shopping
-talking on the cell phone all the fucking time
-keeping something OCD clean all the time
-overanalyzing everything
-drama (not the TV kind; the real life kind)




ummmmmmm

shoes- check

shopping- check

Cell phone- don't have one

OCD clean??

overanalyzing- check

drama- check

you forget my Soap Opera!! Young and the Restless!

I LOVE shoes!!! Men can wear whatever, but I have to coordinate. Don't even get me started on all the shoes I have bought my daughter.
OK, I now understand sports obssesion.

You haven't heard the rants from Zak about how AMAZING BELLS Is?
How could you have missed it? He sounds smitten.

somebody sounds jealous!! ;)
You're amazing too.

ummmmmmm

shoes- check

shopping- check

Cell phone- don't have one

OCD clean??

overanalyzing- check

drama- check

you forget my Soap Opera!! Young and the Restless!
Soap opera would fall under the drama category. Per the PM I sent, women love drama. If there isn't any drama in their lives they either 1. create it themselves or 2. watch soaps

OCD: obsessive compulsive disorder
Meaning that everything has to be spic n span all of the time.
Nagging your s.o. to take out the trash falls under this category.

OCD: obsessive compulsive disorder
Meaning that everything has to be spic n span all of the time.
Nagging your s.o. to take out the trash falls under this category.

OCD- nope not me, I like things neat and tidy but not spic and span all the time.

I take out the trash too :bugeye:

it is fuckin bad...

that dick of an england manager ahs really fucked it up.........i could do a fuckin better job than that boozak!!!!

Everyone can always do better when THEY are sitting at home watching. They don't have to contend with the press, the owners, the players, injuries, trades, new personell, other coaches, and most of the fans yelling at them to win or get fucked! Winning cannot be had by EVERY TEAM. Some teams have to lose sometimes. That's just the way the game goes and if you can't live with a loss then that's tough shit! ;)

Geez, and I thought something horrible happened like someone dying.

it's worse than someone dying.

Morons.

Oh yeah, from Russia with bullet love !

Oh yeah, from Russia with bullet love !

the russians were all high on polonium.

The Russians poisoned the English players with polonium. Its the only possible explanation for this result. Case closed.

The Russians poisoned the English players with polonium. Its the only possible explanation for this result. Case closed.

or that.

And we all know who is behind it. Who else travelled to Iran to secure more polonium?

lame excuses. Using power of mother russia and the spirit of heavens Russians won with their will, while englishmen succumbed to their fate.

And whats wrong with grass? Why do they have a plastic pitch in Moscow?

And whats wrong with grass? Why do they have a plastic pitch in Moscow?

it is OCTOBER...and it is Russia...and guess what Russia is known for? :bugeye: guessed it? cold icecicles weather

Morning all

Zak,

You sound like most American Football fans when their team does something stupid or loses to a team they shouldn't have lost to. I'm sure my whole neighborhood has heard me scream when I watch my football team play, and they do something stupid.
Haha.

yeah itas bllody bad when your team loses espicially when the market value of one player is like more than all the other players on the opposite team combined

I'm pissed as well. But in his defence he has had many injurys. But England then again we should qualify for this and there is no excuse.

Not too much of an excuse.......the market value of those players out their was about 10 x that of the russians


To a sports fan....it like someone dying. :)

Sorry to hear about your team losing, Zak.

Thanks MacGyver...............


Yeah, we have that here in America too. Its called armchair quarterbacks. But you said manager, right. Hmm, I don't know what they call those. :shrug:

I've never really understood men and their obsessive love of a sport. Your national pride is really connected to a sport?

i think we call them arm chair managers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i only said that out of frustrations but the transfer value of England team is like £200m, where i reckon you could probbaly only muster between 20-40m for the russian team

ZAK

On another note, since I have you here. What is so AMAZING ABOUT BELLS?
Does your wife find her as AMAZING too?

hey Shorty....

give me a break here!!!

I havent actually asked her but i am sure she would!!!!



i have a solution! watch the rugby.

excellent solution but i had intended too.

now their is a team which is doing its country proud and punching well above its weight!!!

Everyone can always do better when THEY are sitting at home watching. They don't have to contend with the press, the owners, the players, injuries, trades, new personell, other coaches, and most of the fans yelling at them to win or get fucked! Winning cannot be had by EVERY TEAM. Some teams have to lose sometimes. That's just the way the game goes and if you can't live with a loss then that's tough shit! ;)

tio true Cosmic, however i reckon 1 player from that russian team will get into the england team if that!!!

You haven't heard the rants from Zak about how AMAZING BELLS Is?
How could you have missed it? He sounds smitten.

Bloodyhell shorty

may i ask you a question on this???

have you ever seen any posts between me and the Amazing One where we actually have a discussion.


Anyway the thing which the Amzing one did to grab my attention was to issue me with my first infraction

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=63548&highlight=wire+sculptures

check out post 18 and after...

it took me a while but from that i just knew how amazing she was....


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cheers
zak

I am fucking gutted.

I feel so empty and humiliated. Having England miss the European Championships is almost inconceivable, how can England miss the Euros? Wtf?!?! I'm pissed off. I don't even want to know about the tournament if England are not in it. I wish I could skip the summer, its gonna be bad.

Israel better beat Russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bastards! :mad:

WELL IT IS PRETTY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK not LIKE THAT BUT IT IS PRETTY FUCKIN AWFULLL

I L;IVE IN ENGLAND AND AM VERY PROUD OF MY COUNTRY AND IT FUCKIN HURST WHEN WE DONT GO TO THE EUROS, IT FUKCCIN IS AWFULL SO HUMILIATING...

Its really ahrd to take and fuckin annoying..

MCclearan has to fuckin go....

That's what you get for being an outsider... :p
Ready to except the Euro yet ? Maybe then we let you guys back in... ;)

it is OCTOBER...and it is Russia...and guess what Russia is known for? :bugeye: guessed it? cold icecicles weather

So? Scotland play on an ice rink.

On paper who should win the russia v isreal game?

On paper who should win the russia v isreal game?
They play on grass :P





except Russia.

So? Scotland play on an ice rink.

Even finland plays on grass.

Or an ice rink.

On paper who should win the russia v isreal game?

The Russians have a stronger team and they have a good manager. They drew (1-1) last time they played, however the Israelis snatched that one. Home teams always have an advangate on the International stage, and I hope the Israelis make it count.

People need to pile the pressure on the Russians. They could still eff it up, you never know. A draw would be good enough for England. England have to definitely beat Croatia though.

My prediction:

Israel 0 - 2 Russia
Russia 3 - 0 Andorra

England 2 - 0 Croatia

Bye bye McClaren!

Russia 3 - 0 Israel

And Andorra?

Russia 3 - 0 Israel

draqon, can you send me the addresses of Russia's top players. I plan on getting Chechen rebels or maybe Mossad to kidnap them, make them miss the match against Israel.

Football isn’t a big sport in Russia anyway so its not like you lose out. What do you say buddy?

draqon, can you send me the addresses of Russia's top players. I plan on getting Chechen rebels or maybe Mossad to kidnap them, make them miss the match against Israel.

Football isn’t a big sport in Russia anyway so its not like you lose out. What do you say buddy?

all Russians are good.
there are no names to send you, there is a nation to stamp upon you with seal of blood.

it is OCTOBER...and it is Russia...and guess what Russia is known for?
Drunken-ness, tyranny, genocide, and fatalism ?

Wow, Russia beat England lol! The USSR team could literally kill England in Hockey, but in football? This is the first time I've heard this.

Wow, Russia beat England lol! The USSR team could literally kill England in Hockey, but in football? This is the first time I've heard this.

and Chelsea is also new to you?

I am fucking gutted.

I feel so empty and humiliated. Having England miss the European Championships is almost inconceivable, how can England miss the Euros? Wtf?!?! I'm pissed off. I don't even want to know about the tournament if England are not in it. I wish I could skip the summer, its gonna be bad.

Israel better beat Russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bastards! :mad:

agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiows it going Ghost???

HEY why the fuck is this in the fucking cesspool?

HEY why the fuck is this in the fucking cesspool?

cuz football players like balls.

HEY why the fuck is this in the fucking cesspool?

hey Nic,

i dont think james took to kindly too my thread title he changed the title iisued me with any infraction for my first post and obviously cesspooled it........


Now the title has changed surely it can go back to free-thoughts.

what do you think jamesR???????????

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cheers
zak

I am fucking gutted.

I feel so empty and humiliated. Having England miss the European Championships is almost inconceivable, how can England miss the Euros? Wtf?!?! I'm pissed off. I don't even want to know about the tournament if England are not in it. I wish I could skip the summer, its gonna be bad.

Israel better beat Russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bastards! :mad:
It'll be worse if Scotland qualify. :eek:

HEY why the fuck is this in the fucking cesspool?

Something to do with all the fucking at the start, perhaps.

Something to do with all the fucking at the start, perhaps.

hey James i can edit it and bleep out the fucks etc.. would that then get it promoted back to free thoguhts?????

Theres a lot of fucking in the rest of the thread, so I doubt it.

Theres a lot of fucking in the rest of the thread, so I doubt it.

I hate it when they fucking do that.

I hate it when they fucking do that.

agreed its fucked up

It's even worse when they continuing fucking around with a thread that had a fucked up start.

i have a solution! watch the rugby.

And watch us get beaten by South Africans.

If theres one country more hated the Russia and the USA its S.A. The accent alone is enough to make the skin crawl.:p

Mothafuckit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

England have just lost to Russia and i am 95% certain we will not qualifyh for the euro championships next year

russia are now only 2 pojints behind us with a game in hand if they winn their remaining games we are fucked..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7047720.stm

for fucks sack!!!!!
fucking croatia and russia will go through now and fuckin england under that fuckwit of a manager Steve Mothafucka McClaren will be staying at home.

MccLAREN HAS TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FUCKIN HELL

zAK


You're not those types of footie fans who cries when their team loses, are you????

You're not those types of footie fans who cries when their team loses, are you????
hey DFA

how goes it?

i dont cry i just get incredibly pissed off!!!

espically when its against teams we should beat.

it really annoys me how the england football team can hardly ever punch at its own weight let alone punch above its weight like the rugby team has been doing
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cheers

zak

hey DFA

how goes it?

i dont cry i just get incredibly pissed off!!!

espically when its against teams we should beat.

it really annoys me how the england football team can hardly ever punch at its own weight let alone punch above its weight like the rugby team has been doing
~~~~~~
cheers

zak

Lol , i love to watch the grown men who cry after their team loses. Personally i hate the england football team, they're too over hyped especially during the world cup.

I think the closest I came to crying was England getting knocked out Euro 96 semi-final. Still didnt though, so at least technically I'm still a man....

I think the closest I came to crying was England getting knocked out Euro 96 semi-final. Still didnt though, so at least technically I'm still a man....

Was that the Southgate thing?????

Was that the Southgate thing?????


yeah that was pretty painfull.. but not quite crying though

New prediction:

Russia will draw with Israel, and England will draw with Croatia. With Lampard missing a sitter in the final minute.

didn't holland lose too?

didn't holland lose too?

yeah we destroyed them 4-1 in the group stages...

agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiows it going Ghost???

Not good! I'm not happy.

A part of me feels empty.

It'll be worse if Scotland qualify. :eek:

I'll have to get out of here for the summer then.

:wallbang:

yeah we destroyed them 4-1 in the group stages...

YOU FUCKERS!! HOW COULD YOU!

I was about 11 during Euro 96 - England's loss to Germany was very hard to take. I remember feeling really really down, England dominated the game, dominated extra time but lost it on penalties. I really hated that German team.

YOU FUCKERS!! HOW COULD YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgqYdtVFK4Y&mode=related&search=

I was about 11 during Euro 96 - England's loss to Germany was very hard to take. I remember feeling really really down, England dominated the game, dominated extra time but lost it on penalties. I really hated that German team.

we hate the german team by default. cuz they stole our bicycles during the war.

So how many points did you get for all those f-bombs? I hope it wasn't more than two.