Here is what I am aiming for:



Probably I will need to buy new clothes though...

remember Syzygys...that when you do beef up, you got to keep it stable and dont loose that muscle...otherwise all that skin will be loose all over your body

Well, I will be statisfied with this, I guess:



The reason I started this thread, because I just saw these pictures and this is just not right... [shaking head]

Syzygy...these men have long since died...

Most, not all , beef er uppers use steroids and human growth drugs to get all that beef. Are you willing to use these chemicals in order to accomplish this unplesant condition of being a "beef jerky"?

Well we all know that Syzygys will not actually do it, but is just bragging about it and scarying us with these pictures.

Currently, I look like this:



Seriously I have a very high metabolism rate, I can eat anything and stay skinny. But that also goes against bodybuilding, it is very hard to gain muscle and keep it...

Like I said...this thread is aimed at comedical representations, we really do not think that Syzygys will keep to his word.

Do you actually know them? I would like to look them up if you have names...

Gym rats beware: Heavy lifting may put you at risk of sudden death.
by Joyce Gramza

Scientists are calling for widespread heart screening of people before they begin weight training. That's based on new evidence that lifting more than half your body weight could put you at risk of sudden death.

Yale New Haven Hospital surgeon John Elefteriades and colleagues report in an advance online study in the journal Cardiology that they've documented a link between heavy lifting and torn aortas—the heart's main artery—in young, healthy patients who had previously undiagnosed aneurysms, or enlargement of the aorta.




http://discovermagazine.com/2006/jul/weightlifting

In case you are not aware, these are photo shopped. I've seen the original photos.

Yeah I had the suspicion, that's why I wanted to read about these dudes... Can you show the original ones??

Here's the original; they edited it quite a bit...
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Those pics are all fake but this one is real. I think he's gonna be in some steroid abuse documentary.

Another of Greg Valentino. What a fucking idiot.

I think he already was a few years ago(because I think I seen that documentary).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3De6s3ZjQ

why are they leading him in handcuffs?

Yo check out her biceps!

He was already in one, "The man whose arms exploded", it was very interesting.
At one point it showed you his home video of him removing lots of fluid resulting from steroid usage from his arm with a syringe.