Is Koala Dung smokable?

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  1. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Is Koala Dung smokable?










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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Nice Kremmen, but of course, we like to call Koala turds bush cigars.
    They don't get you high but they can improve chest congestion while you puff.
    To get high we lick Cane toads.

    Incidentally, when our new Prime Minister heard of Castro's retirement he sent him a complimentary box of Ashtraya's best marsupial madness bogus stogies. Although impressed by the aroma, Fidel did complain that they "tasted like shit". Viva la revolucion !!
     
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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Isn't licking them just encouraging them?
    What toad wouldn't enjoy that.
    You might as well give them little cars to drive around in.

    Why not dry them in the sun and smoke them al fresco
    Here's one I made earlier

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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Shit, you are so right but there is the off chance that one will turn into Prince Harry and then we'll all have Afghanny black hash and won't know if we are smoking koala turds, licking amphibia or munching koala dung like lozenges and wondering if the little ginger is really the heir to the throne or just a ring in whose Mama threw her panties into a scrum.

    p.s Until very recently toads did drive cars here, we affectionately called that the official motorcade.
     
  8. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    how about drop bears spud

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  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Whats a drop bear?
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    My last incredibly inoccuous post was edited.
    I've got nothing left.
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Like a drop kick only furrier!
     
  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    its a vicious creature that will drop on you and eat you if you walk under a gum tree.
    They make this growing sound that will keep you up all night
    The only way to stop them atacking is to put vegimite behind your ears, they dont like the smell
     
  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Check your PM dearie.

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  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Eating koala dung can contribute to fame and glory:
    http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/publications/articles/moth.html
     
  15. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    where does a koala store its dope?

    in its pouch. ffffuck.
    imbeciles.
     
  16. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Mod hat:

    rein it in, cowboy.
     
  17. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Wow S.A.M, Tantawangalo is basically my backyard, I mean it's about 30 minutes drive for me.

    I might post a pic if I can find one.
     
  18. Dude, don't even trie it. Got a hold of some bad sumethin' ore another.

    Maybe that special "Blue-Mold", blend. No one give him a Koala, either...
     
  19. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Some things, I hope, man will never come to know.
     
  20. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    A Terry-Taliban bashing Koala Turd?
    I feel oddly proud actually.
    But Harry is a number two as far as the throne is concerned.
     
  21. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm not much here thats Biology. :shrug:
     
  22. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Spud you wouldnt be refering to APEC would you?

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    Of course it was nice of osama to drop in wasnt it

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  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Tantawangalo is your back yard? What a coincidence.
    My garden is a bit tantawangalo at the moment.
    It's my word for untidy.
     

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