Can't you just love me for who I am?

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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Sounds smart to me, since his reason for doing it is that he wasn't getting sex.

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maybe she would have sex with him more if he wasnt such a prick?

 

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If you really did that, that was....awesome!!!!

 

Um, I've never seen this uniformly in real life. K?

 

It wouldn't get that far for me.

If my boyfriend even offered to take me shopping to buy me whatever
I wanted, I would know SOMETHING was definately up!:bugeye:

 

If I accidentally read this crap one more time I will hunt down the author and murder him.

 

Maybe he just wants you to help him choose a new mascara?

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Or make him hot and then insist on just holding...much worse.

 

lol Yes! Im sick of reading this reposted stuff over and over, and i doubt that anyone would do this to their girlfriend unless they really wanted to be single.

 

Brilliant!

But impractical, given whose hand is on the sex tap.

But brilliant!

 

LOL... he is too cheap he would just steal one of mine.

 

Fake.

 

Got stung, huh? Yeah, that sucks.

Anyway, some women are like that. And some men are creeps. Why is the pasting of creeps exalted, and not that of this guy's girlfriend?

 

This guys girlfriend sounds like a greedy bitch!

Outfits and shoes isn't enough she wants diamonds, give me break.

This story is some madeup bullshit right?

 

I would nail her..

 

hides from the fury of Xev

 

I take it you have a Myspace. This chain shit is really annoying.


monkey: If I were to find that dude, and the chick who wrote the "I'm sorry" chain crap, they would be all hot and bothered - by fire ants.

 

Yes...

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yes I do......I cant stand chain letters 1 chain letter = no longer friends

 

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(They are retarded, but I still love them)