Are you a Goatonapolist?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Nov 12, 2006.

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Are you a Goatonapolist?

  1. I am the goat on the pole

    35.7%
  2. I am the pole under the goat

    28.6%
  3. Show me the way

    21.4%
  4. I am in the dark

    50.0%
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  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    For those searching for a true philosophy of being
    http://www.goatonapole.com/

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    Goatonapole is a metareligion–an intellectual and spiritual practice whose aim is to better understand thought systems–based on an image of a goat standing on a pole. The basic assumption underlying the practice of Goatonapole is that in the relative positions of the Goat and the Pole lies all meaning. In the Goat and the Pole we Goatonapolists see the universe, ourselves, and all things. In short, Goatonapole is the enterprise of talking about the Goat and the Pole and contemplating their relative positions.


    The image (above) that has shown us the path to the Eternal Goat is a photograph taken by Farooq Naem in Islamabad, Pakistan. The photo was submitted to the wire service AFP on May 9, 2004. More information can be found in The Apocrypha.

    so did goatonapolists exsist before the picture?
     
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  5. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    baffling, truly baffling.
     
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  7. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    I think they would have far more success gathering flock with elephantonapole.
     
  8. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I am the point of contact between the atoms in the pole and the atoms in the goat. Of course, they don't really touch at all.
     
  9. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    Why a goat? They're nasty little buggars! Why not something more friendly like a dog or something?

    Ahhh! because a dog can't balance on a pole and therefore has no soul! I get it now!

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  10. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    heh, you voted "in the dark", would've thought you are the goat on the pole.
     
  11. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Where are these option in the poll?

    "I am the earth beneath the pole"

    "I am the force that binds them all together"
     
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  13. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Darkness is the gateway to all knowledge. Is the goat on the pole? It is above it, but they never meet.
     
  14. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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    no because they stink...
    http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=59583

    honestly I dont get it...
     
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    http://www.goatonapole.com/goatsonpoles.html
     
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  17. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    That is an amazing friggin' goat.
     
  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Those are not options, those are delusions of grandeur.

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  19. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    It is essential that one does not confuse the Eternal Goat with the Physical Goat on the Pole. One does not come to truth by contemplating the Physical Goat on the Pole. (Book of Principles II)

    http://www.goatonapole.com/tenprinciples.html
     
  20. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    I have read the entire link, and am completely one with goatonapole. I will have nothing further to say on the subject, thus demonstrating true goatonapoleosophy.
     
  21. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    One does not seek the truth with a whopper!
     
  22. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Are you insinuating that I am a fabricator of falsehoods?

    Consider the goat without the pole and you will have my response.
     
  23. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Perhaps this is a more suitable philosophical paradigm for you?

    Doggie on a pole.

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