This thread is dedicated to all the ideas, expressed on this forum, that make me feel good. I will be adding to it, as new feel-good truths arise and members add to my pleasures. Feel free to contribute your own emotive reasoning of reality. Remember thinking is bad, emoting is good. Tell me what you feel is truth.
I found this really awesome picture of all these naked people lying on asphault looking serene. They're probably protesting. Then there's one old dude totally wanking his hard-on. It's a nice metaphor.
I add my first feel-good ideas. Q -He taught me that there is a difference between fair and unfair competitive practices and that the universe gives a shit. This feels correct, therefore it is. For instance a lamb does not choose to compete with a wolf and it is smaller and weaker than it - therefore it is an “innocent victim”. -He also taught me that his pleasures rely on another’s profits. This feels nice, so it must be truth. He, of course, stopped thinking at that point, and didn’t follow through to how or who produces the products of his pleasures. Too much thinking is bad, as too much television and masturbation is. I need to cut down on all three. Mommy tells me the same thing. Dimwitgigantic -He taught me that if the negative of a proposition cannot be proven then a positive is proven. This is comforting and requires little effort, therefore it is right. Voila God is rational – add words like ‘epistemology’ and ‘ontology’ and you’ve got reason. -He taught me that the spirit is housed within the body and that material and spiritual realms are distinct and separate dimensions – duality. This feels fantastic. It provides a good excuse to escape the inevitability of death. Therefore it is correct. Theoryofrelevativity -She has taught me that selfless acts exist. This feels amazing because it provides me with proof of my moral fiber. I am good. I sacrifice, for others, selflessly and receive nothing in return. I am the antithesis of self. I am love. What is love? Too many questions…focus…focus. Stop when the answers become uncomfortable. Too much deconstruction means one should know when to stop thinking and begin emoting.
perplexity thought me that there is always someone better than everyone. And that's him. It makes my life easier, because I never had anyone to look up to before.
sciforums taught me that intelligence is strongly correlated with brain damage. This makes me feel good as now I feel normal.
especially wherever i post. i try to drag intellectualism into the sunlight, as it is the best disinfectant. usually, i find that people get angry when you challenge their ideals. *shrug* hurraaaaaay for pseudointellectualism!!!!
I meant the more intelligent you are, the greater the likelihood of brain damage after spending time in some debates here. (see, it's already happening, very soon I'll be below normal).
and you misspelled...... *punches you in the face* shut up. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
that depends rather how you define intelligence a sevant who can do 'genius' maths is not by my definition intelligent he cannot problem solve
i dont know any that arent. well, my grandmother was pretty cool. she was a southern baptist that on several occassions stood up and cursed out the pastor of the church for teaching rubbish.
Ah, yes. I forgot about that shining light of rationality. perplexity -He taught me that a moron can use short sentences and jump from thread to thread, as if he knows what he is talking about in all of them, and appear rational. -He taught me that it is better to be appreciated and liked than to be honest. samcdkey -She taught me that it is best to hypothesize a positive motive behind an opinion than a negative one. It makes the other more palatable and it feels nicer in the stomach. -She taught me that you can have it both ways. Ah, and Theoryofirrelativity just provided a new lesson. I am truly blessed. -When you are shown for a fool, and your 155 IQ does not suffice, revert to claiming you were only joking or that your error was intentional, when you didn’t think things through or cannot think things through. This feels good. -When misconstruing knowledge for intelligence use the first to insinuate a hypothetical second. This is so cathartic!!! I feel amazing. I love everyone, indiscriminately. None of you are idiotic buffoons that have bought into feel-good idealism to sooth your needy hearts or to assuage a cowardly spirit, you are all loving, giving, thinking people who’s opinions matter and deserve consideration. It feels so good inside the herd.
