The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. oh how american, you would'nt no humour if it shagged your up the arse and refused to give you a reach around
     
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  3. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    No, I would know humor.

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    Good on you for proving my point.
     
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  5. would love to continue banter old boy but must sleep, some of us have to keep the world ecomony thriving cant rely on you wankers
     
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    I'll rest easier knowing your out there protecting the world economy.

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  8. happy days, have a good one you cunt
     
  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Your my new friend.
     
  10. Engulfed_Door Registered Member

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    Lol this thread is hilarious, every part of it. LOLZ!!!
     
  11. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    YEAP

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  12. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    How do you know if a blackie is well hung?
    You can't fit your finger between his neck and the rope.
     
  13. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    A blackie walks into a pub with a monkey on his shoulder. The landlord says, "Where did you get that from?" The monkey says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."
     
  14. Vega Banned Banned

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    Those are not only racist jokes but retarded racist jokes!...Get a new joke book you nerd?
     
  15. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Steve 100,... the love child of Danny Bonaduce and Gabe Kaplan.
     
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    How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as an alter boy!
     
  17. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Vega your jokes from what I've seen aren't even offensive.

    And spud emperor I don't know what you are trying to get at.
     
  18. Hello cocksuckers.


    Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "get this out of me, give me the drugs."
    She turns to her boyfriend and says, "you did this to me you fucker."
    He replies casually, "if you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said fuck off it'll be too painful."
     
  19. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Ahh our wonderful Friend is back to post a bunch of lame jokes.
     
  20. evening wanker!
     
  21. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Hows life treating your british ass today?
     
  22. My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of those mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
    We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
     
  23. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    hahaha lol

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    I like this one
     
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