The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

you can visit this site for any reason and this particular topic is for offensive jokes so fuck off you stupid cunt!!!!!!

 

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After her success in the junior UK hide and seek championship, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroadby taking on the european champion Madelenine McCann.

 

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ive got a few tasteless jokes, but i have to be carefull were i tell em nowadays with all the do gooders in this world

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1: whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
steven hawking after a house fire

2: whats red and sits in the corner?
a baby eating razor blades

3: whats green and sits in the corner?
the same baby 3 weeks later

4: how do you fit 4 gays on a stool?
turn it upside down

 

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Poetry Corner:

This is the ballad of Joe McGlock
The man who was born with a corkscrew cock
He spent his life in the fatal hunt
For a lovely girl with a corkscrew cunt
He found the girl and then fell dead
For her corkscrew cunt had a left hand thread

 

Why did the nigger fall from the tree?

Rope snapped

 

Did you play pinata with them?

 

Q- Why can't Stevie Wonder read?



A- He's Black!

 

Q- hat did the deaf, blind, mute get for Christmas?



A- Cancer

 

Q- Why do black people have white palms?


A- Because theres a little bit of good in everyone.

 

I found a black coffin outside my door this morning, so I gave him some Soothers and told him to piss off.

 

ccc

 

I took the time to register just to say that this joke, and half of the others aren't even close to offensive. The most offensive part of that joke is when you said the word "Fucking" and a majority of people here probably weren't offended by the word. I had a junior high teacher tell me this joke. That's how lame it is. The topic is OFFENSIVE JOKES moron.

 

yeah, I can completely sympathize with you l_teddy10, the most offensive thing in the example you used is the grammar!

Anyway, I should stop bitching and start posting!!

Mike Tyson goes into an Irish bar in New York and shouts "I'm worth $23m and I only fuck white women".

Paddy goes upto him, whispers in his ear and Tyson knocks him out... The barman picks Paddy up, brings him round and says: "What the fuck did you say to him?"

Paddy says: "If I had $23m, I wouldn't fuck niggers either!"

 

The Erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake is the world's most dangerous snake. Colour varies fm pink to black. It's fangless, average length 5 - 9 inches depending on subspecies & honesty of it's owner, it appears in bedrooms but can b found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months, some r also known 2 attack men from behind

 

The owners of the house that was destroyed by a plane in kent have issued a statement saying next time they go on holiday they will turn the landing light off

 

Hey Teddy 10 I need a favour ! Im at the police station, their charging me with being the ugliest cunt in britain !!! Can u come down n show em theyv made a mistake !

 

...worst jokes ever

 

you do better prick

 

hey shit himenshyo your fucking ugly and your mother dresses you funny!

 

Way to contribute to the ultimate in shit threads, have fun professing your stupidity in ways that are not only unfunny, but unoriginal....prick

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