Vagina Dentata Myth

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Orleander, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. draqon Banned Banned

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    yes it would be funny and stupid
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I never said it was funny... :shrug:
    Draqon said that, so I assumed you were talking to him.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    nah she got me on ignore

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    and I am replying to her because it would be funny if it was her.

    As for my mother, she wouldn't do such a thing in a first place.
     
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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    you never thought it was funny?
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    hey Enmos quote my reply, will ya plz...hopefully Orleander will see it
     
  9. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    I read about this on your link. So a woman has to walk around with this "condom" inside her all the time and then, if she's raped, the devise sticks to the rapists penis. I guess that's better than nothing, but why not just buy a gun? It seems like a defense against rape that requires the rapist insert his penis into your vagina isn't ideal.

    Might this not encourage rapists to go for the "back door"? Or can this device be inserted in every orifice?
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    I imagine it can be inserted anywhere
     
  11. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Just bring a dildo along before penetrating the victim.

    - N
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    great idea
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    It is given to girls as young as 11 in South Africa. Africa must be a very scarey place to live for a girl.
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I thought my comment was funny, I wouldn't think it was funny if someone really did it. There is kind of a difference you know :bugeye:
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    so a potential rape victim putting in in wrong isn't funny, you just saying it is funny.
    please explain the difference, since apparently there is one.
     
  16. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I suppose because it takes time to grab a gun and aim it. You can prepare with the condom as soon as you wake up.
    You have to realize how rampant rape is in parts of Africa, where most of the condoms go.
    I don't know of an ideal 100% defense against rape.
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Tips for Rapists 101
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    Enmos...Orleander is trying to pull you into a loop around your neck, don't fall for it
     
  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Let me spell it out for you.. I thought that my comment was funny, that's a different thing then asserting the thing actually happening is funny.

    Let me illustrate it with a joke:

    "There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.
    Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.

    They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't,
    the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go,
    so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."

    After a really touching speech from the brunette about how she would get off,
    all of the blondes started clapping.

    Problem solved."


    See ?
    The joke is funny (ok, not really), but would you say it would be funny when it actually happened ?
    The point is that the joke is meant to be funny as a joke. There is very little chance that the person that thought it up really thinks it's funny if 10 blonds fall to their death. Don't you think ?

    While I'm telling jokes.. I have to post this one too

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    A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway.
    The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees.
    So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips.
    The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree.
    The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes.
    All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes.
    The man yells, 'You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.'
    His girlfriend says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm naked.'
    'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.'
    So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station.
    She says to an attendant 'You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped'
    'I'm sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'
     
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  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Don't worry

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  21. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    I think it's a brilliant idea, they should make ones for men especially those entering prison.
     
  22. Looney Whaaaaat? Registered Senior Member

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    I'll reply for her. You are an immature moron.
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    well "Looney" or shall I say Orleander's puppet, makes that two of us. don't it?

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