read the official link "history", at the top of the page i sent. it MAY change your mind about when humans were around. remember: the "gray/ninja" alliance!!!
That's because the history of the ninja is not well recorded, and nobody has been able to find any of the fossils. The only thing they have found are the tools from that period..... like this stone shuruken which predates all of the earliest simian bone fragments anyone has ever been able to locate. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
This a a fossilized wooden leg. It predates crocodiles. It was found in ancient rock around cape town. A Dutch pirate bought it off some merchants and then killed them. He actually used this leg to smash in the brains of 3 ninjas. Well, that is the official number. Unoffically it is more like 300. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
footprint found indented in ice age pirate's petrified remains. according to Dr. Ezekiel Schumaker of Cambridge University, this foot was found 14 days ago, imprinted in the "lower skull region" of what he calls a "very primitive, and sucky pirate" that was believed to have lived during the ice age. he goes on to state that the treasure found alongside the dead pirate's remains indicate that this was the long sought after "King of the High Seas", who is believed to have been named "Yo Yaaar Ugh Rum". the very idea that the treasure was left with the body indicates that the "king" was more than likely slain by a wandering "Cave Ninja", who were known to seek out those things that suck. also, the groove next to the plaster casting of the foot is a cast of the "king's" penis. notice the tiny size. http://images.google.be/imgres?imgu...refox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official_s&sa=G edit: tried to post the picture, but for some reason it wouldnt let me, no matter what format.
i have already told you, it's a typo it's the GAY ninja alliance it's a little known fact that women wear night gowns in honor of ninjas thats where night gowns came from
again, i refute the "gay" translation. that would mean that all of zeta reticula were populated with GAYS. this is not what betty and barney hill described, leopold. cite references, or i will continue to not believe you.
Well... there WERE gay ninja, but they were just as deadly as the strait ninja......maybe even deadlier.....especially againt pirates. Where the original ninja were disgruntled farmers, the gay ninja were out of work Kabuki actors. There is legend of a gay ninja master named "Takegayro" from the eastern village who was hired by the shogunate to assasinate a fuedal lord. He supposedly snuck into his palace disguised as one of his concubines.....well...... more accurately, he was actually a flambouyant drag queen and had the hots for one of the Royal guards, but that's unimportant. At any rate, his gay ninja training made him totally convincing as a woman, thus allowing him to silently slit his throat while in his bed chambers and escape without being seen. A couple of years later, that same ninja was responsible for killing off an entire ship full of pirates that was docked in a bay. He supposedly did it very easily by taking advantage of the fact that pirates are SAILORS (and you know what they say about sailors). Actually, the pirates were so gay that they totally ignored him when he was disguised as a woman, but were all about it when he revealed his 'secret'. the legend says the entire crew was found the next morning laying in a neatly stacked, yet bloody pile on the deck on their ship.
That's a myth. Once a pirate is through with a woman (or a dragqueen ninja) they can hardly walk (let alone assassinate).
there is nothing romantic about being a ninja the only good ninja is a dead ninja pirates will skin them and use their skin for lamp shades there is nothing tastier to a pirate than a plate full of ninja eyeballs
spurious....do you have specific evidence to refute the (very well known, i might add) story? in "A History of Polesmokers In Japan", the story is very precisely detailed with the names of the captain and first mate of the pirate ship involved. also, there is the infamous "Wang Offensive" of the 1520's against phillipino pornography smuggling pirates. have you also forgotten that?
I feel sorry for you. Look at this site where some ninja myths are debunked: http://ninja.spuriousmonkey.com/
Let's not downplay the total gayness of the Pirates now. There was only a very small and isolated clan of gay ninja-- which is miniscule in comparisson to the fanatical devotion to homosexuality that 100% of the pirates had.Where do you think naval tradition got such things as: -it was "bad luck" to bring women on the ship. -the phrase "Pirate's Booty" -singing songs about drinking rum, and how wonderful and free the pirate lifestyle is .....and the "Jolly" Roger you say? Lets look up jolly in the thesaurus shall we- hmmmmm....Jolly......joyous.....upbeat ....happy......merry......GAY. Jolly Roger = Gay Roger..... named after Captain Roger- captain of the gayish ship that ever sailed. The black skull and crossbone design wasn't even invented until 1700 when a group of pirates got together and decided they liked the ninja's outfit so much they would design a flag that looked like one. This they did as a replacement to the original design (a frigate sailing off into a rainbow colored sunset).
You don't read my posts do you? A pirate is not gay, he has a liberal attitude towards life. Ninjas are gay because they have a limited perspective on life. You can see that in many facets of ninja life. What colour outfit do they wear? Always BLACK. What do they wear? Always PYAMAS. What do they do when they see a pirate? Always WET THEIR PANTS
It would never happen. Pirates do carry firearms, but they are drunk all the time which makes them terrible shots- even at point blank range. The bullet would miss-- probably hitting another pirate, and the ninja would kick him so hard that his chest would cave in.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
not very smart eh? HENRY MORGAN he undermined Spanish authority in the West Indies. in 1655 seized Jamaica from the Spanish and converted it into an English colony. in 1668, Morgan quickly captured Puerto Príncipe (now Camagüey), Cuba, and--in an extraordinarily daring move--stormed and sacked the well-fortified city of Portobelo on the Isthmus of Panama. in 1674 King Charles II knighted Morgan BLACKBEARD: Blackbeard was the nickname of an English pirate, Edward Teach (or Thatch),(b. Bristol?, Eng.--d. Nov. 22, 1718, Ocracoke Island, North Carolina), who attacked ships in the Caribbean and along the Atlantic coast of North America from 1716 to 1718.Operating from a base in North Carolina (with whose governor he shared his booty), Blackbeard terrorized the coastal settlements of Virginia and the Carolinas. ANNE BONNY: Anne Bonny was one of the two most famous female pirates. She sailed on the crew of Calico Jack Rackham. Anne was romantically involved with Calico Jack but she could be counted as none the less as fearless as any other pirate. BARTHOLOMEW ROBERTS: His conquests are said to have included more than 400 vessels and, in terms of sheer numbers, are rivalled only by the feats of Sir Henry Morgan.
Actually the drunkeness helps when shooting ninja's becuase ninja's instinctively dodge before checking to so how the pirate is wobbling. So when the pirate does pull the trigger and misses where the ninja originally was it strikes where the ninja dodged to. This is why you get a 'shot' of whiskey.
