Pirates always get the girl. Ninja's never get the girl or the girl; a) gets killed by another ninja b) gets raped by a demon with a spiked penis c) only gets close to him to kill him
Pirates win becuase when we finally have affordable private spacecraft there will be pirates. Not so likely with Ninja
a stealthy assasin is always needed and ninjas are stealthy assasins not to mention stealth ninja pirates!!!
ninjas already have spacecraft. have you forgotten the much lauded power of ninja invisibility? how do you think the shuttles survive space? ninjas protect them from marauding intergalactic pirates, of course!
indeed. lets not forget that space-ninjas are not much different from terran-ninjas. their motivation is to kill pirates. perhaps there needs to be a coalition of terran/space ninjas so they can patrol the upper atmosphere also... i blame this weakness on general apathy, and too much "rocking out on totally sweet guitars" (if there is such a thing as "too much" of that.).
It is merely that the ninja is a weak being. They think that they can control the situation by controlling the events in a large area. The pirate knows that there just has to be one single weak point. And all control over the rest is pointless, a waste of energy. In fact confucius called the pirate 'the great philosopher'. Socrates said that 'I can merely look at the pirate's philosophical superiority in awe'. Napoleon became disgruntled with life after he was rejected by a local pirate group and subsequently he went on a rampage through europe to prove that he was worthy of being a pirate. Obviously the pirates just laughed at this feeble attempt.
ninjas couldn't find their way home with a detailed map whereas pirates sail the open seas with nothing but the stars to guide them pirates have so much treasure that they have to bury it the only thing a ninja does is say "wop" in a shrill voice
it is a little known fact that napoleon's final defeat came at the hands of a ninja. he waded with his cutlass through an ENTIRE FIELD of pirates, who came to kill him (everyone knows pirates kill their rejects). when he was done with all the pirates, a lone ninja who had been watching from an isolated hilltop challenged him to Mortal Kombat. the ninja and napoleon battled throughout the day, and throughout the night. in the end, the ninja stabbed napoleon's head off with his giant boner. this is not recorded in standard textbooks, because of the embarrassment it would cause france. source: The True History of the Napoleonic Wars: A Failed Pirate's Tale, written by Saul Brundy, professor of pirate studies-Oxford University
it is a little known fact that devil inside is in error it wasn't ninjas at all, but actually aliens from another planet the aliens tried to overtake the pirates but they were too strong willed
where do you think those aliens learned their "cloaking" abilities? ninjas. plain and simple. needless to say, there MAY have been "gray/ninja" coalitions in the past, but that alliance has since been cancelled...due to the infamous "zeta/shinobi" conflict. read a damn intergalactic history book, leopold!!!
it wasn't gray/ninja at all it was gay ninja the typo being cuased by an over zealous printer that couldn't see straight and took things too seriously. he wanted the ninjas to win so bad that he lied on purpose
Gay ninjas were world reknown as masters in the arts of feng shui. During the flay-meng-gay Dynasty in the 5th century, it was said that the emperor hired gay ninja to sneak into the palaces of his enemies, and rearrange the furniture in such a way that it caused instant death due to the disruption in the harmony of asthetics. Pirates have been known to be scroundrels at times to defeat their enemies, but none could match the absolutely diabolical methods the gay ninja used.
and thus ends the story of the great ninja debate for one day while being diabolical they stumbled upon a moving van thinking it was a pirates house they entered the pirates locked them inside and to this very day are still moving furniture around inside a moving van while traveling down rout 66 but little did anyone know . . .
