Crop Circle Analysis - Where Does The Soil Radiation Come From?

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  1. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Cuttlefish made the circles with their ink..that's why they are radioactive. They were carried to the fields by giant flying manta rays.
     
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  5. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe that's exactly what they want you to think.
    "If we leave traces of radiation then the believers'll convince themselves it MUST be real".
     
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  7. Pincho Paxton Banned Banned

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    I suppose if they were real you could spin the electrons with a local pressure wave that opens their nodes into a fast spin. If...
     
  8. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Would that get rid of the crackpots?
     
  9. sifreak21 Valued Senior Member

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    i agree but to leace small amounts of radiation over that large of an area you would need radioactive matrerial, so is a hoax really worth losing your life over?
     
  10. Pincho Paxton Banned Banned

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    It's based on our brain, but I'm not saying it's true, or not.
     
  11. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Losing your life?
    Read the damn' link!
     
  12. sifreak21 Valued Senior Member

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    yes i did and radiation poisoning is what im talkin about

    OHH my bad comment retracteed
     
  13. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    And where are these pranksters who have a ropes and wooden boards suddenly going to acquire the right amount of radioactive substance to leave behind after every footfall??
     
  14. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Word salad dude. Nothing more.
     
  15. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

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    what utter rubbish!

    the cuttlefishes were caried there by semi-aquatic hyraxes living in loch ness - which then squeezed the radium atoms in the cuttlefish ink by matching their biological wavelength to that of radium by means of alterning electron spin in their pheromones.
     
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  16. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Where did they get the radiation source from then? Trickier to attain than string and wooden boards I guess?

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    Er, grind them up, cut them with a fine powder, and distribute them around the crop circle?

    This is assuming that any _miniscule_ increase in radioactivity is faked, and not due to the biological effect of a plant concentrating minerals from the soil in it's roots, stem and leaves, of course,....
     
  20. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

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    Why..why..(cough)..don't any of the televised and interviewed pranksters never admit to this detailed part of the hoax!!?
     
  21. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Because I qualified it with;

    "This is assuming that any _miniscule_ increase in radioactivity is faked, and not due to the biological effect of a plant concentrating minerals from the soil in it's roots, stem and leaves, of course,...."

    I actually think this latter mechanism would account for any effect, if there were any.
     
  22. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    But you keep forgetting that you're still a 'nobody' whilst the report was commissioned and then performed by a highly qualified scientific team. You're personal opinion is irrelevant and which even a layman can see is close to ridiculous.c

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  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    My irony meter just went super critical and imploded...leaving behind a nano-black hole.
     

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