How Does The Owlman Catch His Food?

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  1. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    There are alot of eels around the silty waters of the Helford River estuary and I reckon that if the 'monster' hid in the waters bottom whilst making a den out of its wings and body, then it would trick the eels just like an eel-trap does in the rivers! Anyone agree? Owlman. *Lair is trees at top of Parson's Beach*. Lots of shellfish too.
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    DUH!!! He has legs. He walks into a grocery store and buys food that is on the list that Owlwoman gives him.
     
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    I thought Batman delivered.
     
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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    no, that's the Noid

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  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    His invisible 3rd eye fires incendiary smart rocks which serve the dual purpose of bringing down and cooking Owl Dude's prey.
     
  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    It's a damn shame you can't be banned for woo.
     
  10. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    lol. He has the same mouth parts as the Mothman apparently. Suggests they both may feed on those tricky shellfish imo
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    His threads border on trolling, imo.
     
  12. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Someone has made the connection between the oysters of Helford river where the Owlman resides and the oysters of Chesapeake Bay, east coast USA, where the Mothman resides. Interestingly they also have a species of (flippered) giant eel that migrates to the bay area, dubbed the Chessie bay sea monsters, as well as giant shoals of cownose rays which feed on the oysters..
     

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