what type of Girlfreind should i get ?

[ripleofdeath]

hhmm...
considering i am extremely skilled in psychological manipulation what type of girlfriend do you think would be best suited to me ?

[takandjive]

You're not on the boards. Frankly, I think you're kind of idiot. My vote is date an English teacher. A very patient one.

[Michael]

A really really fat hairy one would be perfect for you.
Like 150 Kg.
She'll make an honest man out of you I promise.

[cosmictraveler]

[QUOTE=ripleofdeathconsidering i am extremely skilled in psychological manipulation what type of girlfriend do you think would be best suited to me ?[/QUOTE]

[domesticated om]

hhmm...
considering i am extremely skilled in psychological manipulation what type of girlfriend do you think would be best suited to me ?

Evil Svengalis need girlfriends kind of like the Baroness from G.I. Joe

[ripleofdeath]

You're not on the boards.

yes i am ! the boards are called sciforums!
did you have a bump to your head ?

Frankly, I think you're kind of idiot.

because of my grammar ?

maybe you meant... "kind of AN idiot" ?

in spite of your use of the word kind being completely wrong
do you think i might hope to find a teacher who may feel soo bad about your level of literacy that she may give me sympathy sex in exchange for being allowed to teach you ?

My vote is date an English teacher. A very patient one.

i like teachers (the good ones) they have a sense of civic duty and hope for the future.
maybe one day after a long time of you not bumping your head you may find out what "hope" is.

i did not punctuate my post properly because i did not want to show you up soo much.
that was my civic duty asking me to be nice to a retard.

[takandjive]

yes i am ! the boards are called sciforums!
did you have a bump to your head ?

Were you the same person I suggested that you and reading comprehension should hang out today? Anyway...

You are not a master of manipulation on the boards. You fancy yourself waaaay more clever than you are.

because of my grammar ?

maybe you meant... "kind of AN idiot" ?

There's a difference between being hopelessly bad at one's mother tongue and making the occasional error.

in spite of your use of the word kind being completely wrong

True. I meant "absolutely." Mea culpa. (Casual English, but I'll go with the flow.)

do you think i might hope to find a teacher who may feel soo bad about your level of literacy that she may give me sympathy sex in exchange for being allowed to teach you ?

Strangely enough, all my English/lit/semiotics/linguistics professors and I got along.

i like teachers (the good ones) they have a sense of civic duty and hope for the future.
maybe one day after a long time of you not bumping your head you may find out what "hope" is.

Without getting too personal, I have dealt with more personal tragedy in a year than many people could deal with in a lifetime, and likely more than you could stomach. I probably have a greater sense of civic duty and hope than you ever thought about having.

i did not punctuate my post properly because i did not want to show you up soo much.
that was my civic duty asking me to be nice to a retard.

WOW. A retard joke. How old are you? 15? Got any cutting edge dead baby jokes around there? What next brilliance are we to be subjected to from you? "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

[cluelusshusbund]

hhmm...
considering i am extremely skilled in psychological manipulation what type of girlfriend do you think would be best suited to me ?

Somone like me (oniy a female verson) who woud enjoy you'r kockyness.!!!

[ripleofdeath]

Were you the same person I suggested that you and reading comprehension should hang out today? Anyway...

You are not a master of manipulation on the boards. You fancy yourself waaaay more clever than you are.



There's a difference between being hopelessly bad at one's mother tongue and making the occasional error.



True. I meant "absolutely." Mea culpa. (Casual English, but I'll go with the flow.)



Strangely enough, all my English/lit/semiotics/linguistics professors and I got along.



Without getting too personal, I have dealt with more personal tragedy in a year than many people could deal with in a lifetime, and likely more than you could stomach. I probably have a greater sense of civic duty and hope than you ever thought about having.



WOW. A retard joke. How old are you? 15? Got any cutting edge dead baby jokes around there? What next brilliance are we to be subjected to from you? "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

aawww your soo cute how you want to try and own me like a man owns a woman.
hahahahahahaha
i don't like girls who try to be men.
does that bother you ?
imagine if i was as perfect as you perceive yourself to be.
it would throw you into a pit of despair and even more hopelessness.

[takandjive]

aawww your soo cute how you want to try and own me like a man owns a woman.
hahahahahahaha
i don't like girls who try to be men.
does that bother you ?
imagine if i was as perfect as you perceive yourself to be.
it would throw you into a pit of despair and even more hopelessness.

Let's try to get the idea of you near me physically out the door. I have a delicate constitution.

I'm an adult woman. I haven't been a girl since one very fine night in San Francisco.

Imagining you improved makes me pretty happy.

Why do you think I'm despairing or hopeless? I'm going to school for a very respectable career. I have a new boyfriend. I have my youth and my health. Not a lot to be bummed out over.

[ripleofdeath]

Let's try to get the idea of you near me physically out the door. I have a delicate constitution.
I'm an adult woman. I haven't been a girl since one very fine night in San Francisco.
Imagining you improved makes me pretty happy.
Why do you think I'm despairing or hopeless? I'm going to school for a very respectable career. I have a new boyfriend. I have my youth and my health. Not a lot to be bummed out over.

i already told you i am not interested in woman who are trying to be men.
that was directed at you meaning i am not interested in you.

but you have not seemed to get the idea yet.
your first post has not changed to your current last post.
all talking about you and what you want and that i am not good enough for you etc etc etc...
funny that isn't it.

i guess you have a few issues, happiness eludes you quite obviousely and you define your own sexual attraction by the concept of being able to reject suitors (external self evaluation/material ego-self esteem).

how nice of you to spill your psyche in my thread.

hhmmm...
soo you wish to talk about your current coarse of study, your boyfriend and your relationship with him and compare its value to my perception of happiness.. ?
well by all means but i warn you!
you may not enjoy the reality you seem soo keen to thrust upon your self through your interaction with me.
probably best left to a private conversation than to air such things in public..
im not too sure i care to discus it with you though and i must get ready for work.
toodles.

[takandjive]

i already told you i am not interested in woman who are trying to be men.
that was directed at you meaning i am not interested in you.

How am I "trying to be a man?"

Where'd you get that idea that I'm "interested?"

but you have not seemed to get the idea yet.
your first post has not changed to your current last post.
all talking about you and what you want and that i am not good enough for you etc etc etc...
funny that isn't it.

What? Can anyone interpret that for me? No.

i guess you have a few issues, happiness eludes you quite obviousely and you define your own sexual attraction by the concept of being able to reject suitors (external self evaluation/material ego-self esteem).

Where on earth are you getting that?

You're absolutely nuts.

Buh-bye. Lots of people consider you intolerable here for a reason.

hhmmm...
soo you wish to talk about your current coarse of study, your boyfriend and your relationship with him and compare its value to my perception of happiness.. ?
well by all means but i warn you!
you may not enjoy the reality you seem soo keen to thrust upon your self through your interaction with me.
probably best left to a private conversation that to air such things in public..
im not too sure i care to discus it with you though and i must get ready for work.
toodles.[/QUOTE]

[Killjoy]

hhmm...
considering i am extremely skilled in psychological manipulation what type of girlfriend do you think would be best suited to me ?

Somebody willing to kill you while you're asleep, just for the cheap thrill of watching your "final bowel movement".

[takandjive]

Because I am bored right now, to answer the last part, and chemical equations are boring, and I don't have to exert much mental power to talk to you. Just so we can be clear.

[takandjive]

Somebody willing to kill you while you're asleep, just for the cheap thrill of watching your "final bowel movement".

Biggest and meannest laugh of the day.

[codanblad]

if i were you i'd take anything i could get, and lock it in the basement.

[Gustav]

why lucysnow of course

[takandjive]

What did Lucy do to you? Kill your mother?

[Gustav]

i love lucy
she is awesome

groove on all

[takandjive]

Then why would you wish a dipshit upon her?