Lord, protect me from your followers.

I read this off a bumper sticker while walking in a parking lot.

What is it supposed to mean exactly? She wants protection from her lords followers? Wouldnt her followers technically be her friends? Why would she need protection?

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It meant that she was worried that some Jesus Freaks, or Holy Rollers would accost her in some way. She didn't want any of the lords followers bothering her, perhaps she was an Hindu or other non believer.

 

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Its like Gandhi said: I like your Christ, but not your Christians.

 

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so why is she asking the lord for help?

if you say that do you look up and put your hands up towards the sky and say:


lord, lord, lord protect me...lord, lord, lord

 

I think she was only making a humorous play on words. She just got tired of the followers bothering her to much and this was her way of telling them to back off in a nice way.

 

no way.

 

Honestly I highly doubt it was a joke. Maybe it was... hmm.

 

perhaps its a quote from satan

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Wow theism must cause terminal irony imparement.

 

We just need to convert you S.A.M. Once you see the light you will understand.

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She would be a follower herself..

"Lord protect me from myself"

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:bugeye: Of course it a joke! When something crappy happens to me I say "god hates me because I'm an atheist"

no kidding! :bravo: