You need to be aware!

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Absane, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    The Illuminati is run by reptilian entities known throughout history as Djinn, Nagas, Sheti, Angels/Demons, Dragons, Devils, Drucul etc. that rule the inner circles of Freemasonry and do foul sex&torture rituals(possession involved) usually with young children. They'll probably release a bird flu virus via vaccines(or by drones), start WW3 w/China & then a staged alien invasion(2010)w/Draconian saviours! Support Stewart Swerdlow, Alex Jones, Dr.Deagle, David Icke & get storable food!
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    OMG!
    GeoffP is sooo going to be after your ass.
    I mean, no he isn't.
    He has nothing whatsoever to do with the Illuminati and hordes of armed lizardman troops waiting to take over the world.
    The ones who aren't six foot tall and are not extremely vicious.
    Nothing at all.
    And you didn't hear that from me.
    I was never here.

    BTW humans are the storable food.
    Er, no I didn't say that either.
     
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  5. fedr808 1100101 Valued Senior Member

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    Absane, get a therapist, and go into drug therapy.
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    So are you ready for them? How are you going to make sure you are not taken over by them? What are you doing to prepair yourself for the upcoming fight? :shrug:
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    dude that is wrong dude

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  9. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    OK then, thanks.
     
  10. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Some of you need to learn how to take a joke... I put this in Free Thoughts for that reason.

    I found this gem off Youtube while watching a music video by Tool.
     
  11. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Sadly, people are so lost right now that they are really buying into this stuff.

    Or maybe worse, things appear so screwed up in the world that anything short of wild explaination cannot decribe the horrors with justice.

    Either way, we're dealing in strange times.
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I guess that I should also stop warning my friends that the rapture is coming?
     
  13. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Only if you want to keep them.
     
  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Would YOU want the sort of friends that Absane's got?
     
  15. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Well, there's a few scenarios but most people believe at least one.

    a. Human technology and population growth will soon destroy the planet as we know it.
    b. Human decadence has grown so that a deity will soon destroy the planet as we know it.
    c. Astronomic/Astrological phenomena will soon destroy the planet as we know it.
    d.Microbiological life forms will soon destroy the planet as we know it.
    and now
    e. Lizards that run the world and live in underground bunkers are going to eat us.

    Which doomsday cult do you belong to?
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    joke yes, but not about dragons...they are sentient holy creatures.
     
  17. justwonderingjoe Gosh,the weather is nice today Registered Senior Member

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    I choose: e. (but i think the lizards that run the world are "not" living underground)
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Or fictional.
    I can never remember which...
     
  19. Bells Staff Member

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    Indeed they are. Such lovable and cuddly little minxes.

    They are also great if you need to start a campfire and left those dastardly matches at home. I keep a dragon in my handbag just for that very reason. And when it is dusk, I let him loose in the garden to chase down the garden gnomes and fairies at the bottom of my garden. A dragon's gotta eat, right?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    ay Bells, a dragon gotta eat. He is hungry and needs to grow.
     
  21. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    Life is the scientific and solid side of existence. When you die however... thats when things get a little more on the "pseudo-science" side of things.

    When a person dies, their body decomposes, eventually grass will be grown from that, blah blah blah, we know this already.

    When atomic matter is dead its exactly like a night of deep dark sleep where hours pass in perceivable seconds... or faster. The point is, your atomic matter could possibly time travel through trillions of years instantly until it reaches some form of consciousness once again....
     
  22. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    The lizard men won't let you do that.
     

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