Visceral and Shorty's 'Men are a Pain' thread!!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by visceral_instinct, Feb 28, 2009.

  1. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Got some 'annoying men' stories? Bitch away!!

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    Rest assured, this is not a general misandry thread....just a thread for moaning about the annoying ones.
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Oh I could go on for pages but the problem is Nietzsche wants you to think he is perfect...

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  5. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    This will be my only "emoticon only" reply since joining....

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  7. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    What you don't think men are a pain in the ass?

    There are how many threads now about how awful, deceiving, untrustworthy, bitchy, over emotional women are.

    Do men really think they are a such a pleasure to live with all the time?
     
  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    ^Exactly! Men can whine about how women are irrational, hysterical, indirect, moody, and EVERYTHING ELSE ON A FUCKING LONG LIST but we do the same and we're horrible misandrists?

    Fuck people. I want to go punch someone.

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  9. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I see your point.
    You are totally correct. There is no balance, and a large majority of threads directed towards women. I retract my eyeball-rolling.
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Fuck you, Domesticated Om.

    Thanks for the heavy electrical zinging in my bloodstream, too.
     
  11. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You are forgiven...

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    or are you just trying to avoid the fists of fury that VI will throw on you?

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  12. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Now I know I like you, VI. Anyone who hates humans is okay in my book.

    Oh, and if you punch men, punch them in the balls ....it gets there attention very, very quickly. But watch out that they don't fall on you as they curl up in a little ball and hit the ground!

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    Baron Max
     
  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Don't worry. I have a low centre of gravity. I'm kind of hard to knock down.

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  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I hate many humans that' s why we must get along so well.

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    Yeah I remember when I accidently kicked Nietzsche in the balls, he was in the fetal position pretty long. Men are wusses, try having a baby.

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  15. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    No, I really mean it. There are a large majority of threads here targeted at women (trying to figure them out, trying to impose any number of various one sided viewpoints, etc). Shorty has a valid point in saying balance is due, so I retract my quip.
     
  16. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Men and women should not be allowed to live together. They should only be permitted "visitation" on agreed-upon evenings. And the time span should be no more than two hours.

    Men only want one thing from women ...and if women would give them that one thing, then the men would likely leave them alone ...until they wanted it again.

    See? Women have the control over how often they see men and how for how long. So, in reality, women should NOT complain about men at all ...it's all the woman's fault if men are hanging around.

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  17. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Having a baby is child's play compared to a good kick in the balls!!

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  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Men love to bitch and bitch about how women act/ behave. Do they ever stop to think that sometimes we act the way we do, because of their behavior towards us?
     
  19. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    So I should just fuck any man to mollify him, even if he makes a lump of feces look attractive?

    Fair nuff then...I retract my vitriol spewing too.
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Well, then don't have them up your ass

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  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Does it hurt less if they are empty at the time?

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    lol
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Listen, my babies didn't come out the conventional way. So I don't have the hotdog down a hallway syndrome.

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    So there is no need to poke things where they don't belong....lol
     
  23. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Having a baby is nothing like a kick in the balls.

    You recover from a kick in the balls. Having a baby takes several hours.
     

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