11-08-08, 07:51 PM #1
Hamtastic for president 2012!
I've decided to begin the campaign now. Since I don't know what all the issues are, please ask and I'll form a position on it.
#1: Marijuana and Cocaine legalized, possession of other drugs decriminalized. Marijuana and Cocaine would be available to purchase at government owned shops. It would be a closed government loop, with much production going on in underground bunkers via hydroponics.
#2: Marriage would be made superfluous. A union could be entered into at any courthouse between any two objects. Marriage would be a ceremony for religious officials.
#3: Defense spending would be raised to 2008 levels, with more attention focused on space-based weaponry and robotic weapons.
#4: A hard line will be taken with regards to Foreign Policy. Mexico and Canada stand to be annexed, possibly followed by military action to take all of South America.
#5: Illegal Aliens would be allowed to be hunted for sport with an appropriate license.
#6: A law to govern all mass media would be emplaced, requiring disclaimers to be put on any story that has not been found to be accurate.
#7: Voting would be made compulsory, with an additional tax if you had no voting receipt.
What else should I develop my platform on?
11-08-08, 08:19 PM #2
[Mod Note: Ham, I'm gonna' cesspool this. No offense, but it really doesn't belong here.]
11-08-08, 08:37 PM #3
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