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Thread: Why would you put guarana in shampoo????

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    Monkey see, monkey denigrate visceral_instinct's Avatar
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    Why would you put guarana in shampoo????

    A while ago I got a gay men's magazine (I know, I know. Don't ask. ) and there was a free sachet of shampoo with it. It says there's guarana in it. Why would you put that in shampoo? I thought guarana was a caffeine like substance...

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    To wake you up in the morning? A little bit of pep right through the skin.
    I don't think it would be on your scalp long enough to work, but a fool and his money are soon parted, so...

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    Monkey see, monkey denigrate visceral_instinct's Avatar
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    good point..

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    and about that gay men's magazine.....what's up with that? lol

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    I just got it so I could letch at all the guys in it...twas the closest thing to some porn I could get my hands on.

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    O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Steve100's Avatar
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    Do they make women's porn magazines?

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    Yeah, been there done that. International Male.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve100 View Post
    Do they make women's porn magazines?
    no they make romance novels with very explicit sex scenes.

    Ok, they do have Playgirl, but I don't know of anyone who ever bought more than 1

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    I can't get women's porn around here. I have to go on the net for that.

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    Shampoo people!! Shampoo!

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    OMG! This guy is sexy. Lil old for me, but still, I could care less. http://www.undergear.com/Product/Sea...navtheme/brand

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    I liked this guy. I think it may be because of the jacket though. http://www.undergear.com/Product/Sea...avtheme/search

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    Do girls ever look at pictures of men spreading their ass cheeks? Or would you ever watch a video that just had a guy spreading his ass cheeks, puckering his anus and talking dirty? I just find the image of a girl looking at something like that and being like "fuck yeah, that's good stuff" hilarious.

    One time I tried this shampoo at my mothers house and I swear it felt like cocaine was being rubbed into my scalp, didn't read the ingredients but it was fucking amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visceral_instinct View Post
    OMG! This guy is sexy. Lil old for me, but still, I could care less. http://www.undergear.com/Product/Sea...navtheme/brand
    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    I liked this guy. I think it may be because of the jacket though. http://www.undergear.com/Product/Sea...avtheme/search
    Nyah!

    I like this one

    http://www.undergear.com/Product/Sea...navtheme/brand


    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lou Natic View Post
    Do girls ever look at pictures of men spreading their ass cheeks? Or would you ever watch a video that just had a guy spreading his ass cheeks, puckering his anus and talking dirty? I just find the image of a girl looking at something like that and being like "fuck yeah, that's good stuff" hilarious.

    One time I tried this shampoo at my mothers house and I swear it felt like cocaine was being rubbed into my scalp, didn't read the ingredients but it was fucking amazing.
    Probably a mint rinse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lou Natic View Post
    Do girls ever look at pictures of men spreading their ass cheeks? Or would you ever watch a video that just had a guy spreading his ass cheeks, puckering his anus and talking dirty? I just find the image of a girl looking at something like that and being like "fuck yeah, that's good stuff" hilarious.

    One time I tried this shampoo at my mothers house and I swear it felt like cocaine was being rubbed into my scalp, didn't read the ingredients but it was fucking amazing.
    No you stupid worthless fucker. There were no pictures of men's anuses in there, though there were a lot of nice pictures of near naked men. I know it's a strange concept for you, but there's more to gay men's lives than their ANUSES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visceral_instinct View Post
    I can't get women's porn around here. I have to go on the net for that.
    Why even bother to go to the Interweb thingie when you can get all your beefcake here!

    Check out these guns, baby! LOL!!!



    Check out the sexy look on my face! It's just dreamy!

    Ok...you can stop laughing now.

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    mac, how tall are you?

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    Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke MacGyver1968's Avatar
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    5' 5"...except when I wear my "KISS" boots...then I'm 5' 11'

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    I'm so jealous.

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    Those must have belonged to Paul Stanley.

    I like to wear these, with nothing but a metalic silver g-string, and go to the mall.



    Dude (ette) ....If I was like...a totally evil overlord...I would like SO wear these everyday.
    Last edited by MacGyver1968; 09-14-08 at 08:04 AM.

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