Why do aliens only come to people who smoke marijuana?

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Why do aliens only come to people who smoke marijuana? hahaha!

  1. Because they know everyone will discredit the pot smoking witnesses

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  2. Because you can't handle the truth (or the pot) and they can

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  3. Because: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! (WTF?)

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  4. Aliens also enjoy marijuana

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    50.0%
  1. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    Something I've always wondered.... so.. why?
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Isn't it obvious?
    Aliens know that the smell of hash conceals our offensive BO.
    What other explanation could there be?

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  7. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    I think there is some credit to that actually.

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    Back in the day... I knew a kid who smoked so much that even after wearing his BO cover, he carried a naturally hashy scent, even on the days that he didn't smoke. Well put Oli.
     
  8. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Come on you should all know it's a government cover up, a conspiracy. They aren't really aliens, they are actually undercover policemen that have undergone plastic surgery so they can approach the commonly quite paranoid pot heads with the least of suspicion.

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    It's critical in the war on drugs, as after all they are capable of subliminally implanting thoughts of "Take me to your dealer" with the help of some very sophisticated equipment that a number of Defence agencies have now in their arsenal. (Obviously the defense departments have involvement after all everyone knows that at the heart of a stoner is a commi pinko ready to turn on their country in a heartbeat and sell out to terrorists.)
     
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  9. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Because weed just smells and tastes so good.
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I smoked up a storm last night( first time in a long time) I was outside pissing on the lemon tree ( as I do), a brilliant starlit night ( really, I live in some of the best air in the world for stargazing), strangely no Aliens came to visit, not an anal probe in sight.
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Better luck tomorrow night.

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  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    dont worry spud, im sure mrs spud will probe you

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  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Nuh!, I'm on probation.
     
  14. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    It's another crystal clear night( not that a few clouds will generally deter a determined Alien with a sniff in his whiskers) so I'm upping the dosage.
    One joint had me cactus last night, tonight, I'm going for three scoobs, a six pack of German beer and a coupla cab sauvs for good measure.
    I'll keep you updated( not sure if that's the best phraseology under the circumstances) but I will give an up date as required.
     
  15. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    One number down and I surveyed the skies as I choofed.
    I wasn't sure if it was the natural relaxant effect of the weed or one too many burritoes for lunch but I did notice a certain internal pressure on the sphincter.
    Buggered if I was gonna do the squat out there in the front yard though..too paranoid!( not of aliens out buggerising the neighbourhood{shit that's a lot of vowels}, no. I think old Terry from next door was out doing bin alignment duties and the sight of me taking a dump on his azaleas might prevent nocturnal predations of unruly aliens)
     
  16. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Second scoob.
    They got me!
     
  17. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Why else would an entity want to travel half way across the universe but to have a joint.
     
  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Probing. They are mad about it.
     
  19. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Yea, I forgot about that probing thing.
     
  20. craterchains (Norval What will you know tomorrow? Registered Senior Member

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    "Take me to your dealer."


    Now that was funny!
     
  21. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    So judging from the poll it appears that aliens are pot heads and probers too.
     
  22. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Apart from the fact that it isn't true, I suppose it might be kind of interesting to speculate. Sort of like those novels where Germany won WW2.
     
  23. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    The THC molecule opens an inter-spatial gateway that lets the aleins through. It's like a key.
     

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