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    Where is Jesus right now?

    I think I spotted him a Walmart getting a new pair of Sandals. They are 50% off now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shorty_37 View Post
    Where is Jesus right now?

    I think I spotted him a Walmart getting a new pair of Sandals. They are 50% off now.
    That's a good offer. I saw the sign. It said: buy one, get the other one free !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enmos View Post
    Sounds like a solution to me.
    Hmm never heard of that though.. I do know a movie called "Airport" that is about something similar.
    I think the movie "Airplane" would suit him more. He might meet some emotional people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myles View Post
    That's a good offer. I saw the sign. It said: buy one, get the other one free !
    Yeah but Jesus gets the "Special" Promotion.

    Buy one pair get the other pair free....
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    2 boxes of spongebob band aids absolutely free!!!
    For all those blisters he gets, walking around the earth.

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    He isn't talking about Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shorty_37 View Post
    Yeah but Jesus gets the "Special" Promotion.

    Buy one pair get the other pair free....
    plus
    2 boxes of spongebob band aids absolutely free!!!
    For all those blisters he gets, walking around the earth.
    Are you suggestinh he has four feet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myles View Post
    Are you suggestinh he has four feet ?
    Who said the band aids are just for his feet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shorty_37 View Post
    Who said the band aids are just for his feet?
    Ah. so you meant his height. Give that girl a slice of seedless watermelon !

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