Damn it, I forgot all about the end of the World, which was yesterday April 17th 2008 according to End time prophet Ronald Weinman. http://www.ronaldweinland.com/ It was just the first sound of the trumpet though and should have caused only partial devastation, ie, a nuclear attack on the US. His latest entry on his blog doesn't seem phased by the fact that nothing happened, and now he has announced the second end time prophet- His wife Laura. Anyone notice anything happening yesterday which might be attributable to the first trumpet? I had some milk which unnaccountably curdled.
I had some unusual looking shit when I took a crap! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
It looked, well, rather like Captain Kremmen avatar! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I had a pit in my pitted olives, it's a sign,..Oh! and all the native forest suddenly died and millions of fish were floating on the ocean. My view is much improved and I can swim again without all those godforsaken fish rooting around me.
Shh! You'll make them notice. Let's all just creep away quietly from the date, and then when the Zargons or whatever show up to fill the Council order, we'll just lounge in the door with a cig hanging from our mouths. Then we just slam the door in their faces and bob's your mother's brother.