Americans switching or losing faith

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  1. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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  3. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    What a shock.
     
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  5. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe god should start answering some prayers. But hey hes pretty busy :shrug:
     
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  7. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Haha. How can an omnipotent being ever be busy?
     
  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Hes not busy. He just doesnt give a shit.
     
  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Yea...what a dick
     
  10. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Sounds like Lewis Black. He called God an asshole on a recent comedy show and got approval from the whole auditorium.

    I've always said that if God were spotted walking down the street in any major American city he'd be arrested for child abuse.
     
  11. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    So much for respectable society.
     
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    I bet he wouldn't do that in a thunderstorm on top of a hill.
     
  13. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I think that once he got a good look at his followers he just thought.
    What the fuk is the point.
     
  14. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    I could live with that explanation 100 times over than all the b/s explanations the bible coughs up for his/her/its behavior.
    "It's God's will"
    "It wasn't meant to be"

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    Maybe. But wouldn't that be a direct refletion on his shoddy workmanship? I mean, we were supposedly created by him.
    Maybe we were an 'ant farm' that he just up and got tired of. LOL
     
  15. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    He answers mine. Even though I call Him a dick sometimes too. You know, when I stub my toe or the weather's bad or something really tragic like that.
     
  16. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe you guys just aren't trying hard enough.
     
  17. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I'm sure he does

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  18. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    I've called Him an asshole too.

    And you know, I have my temper tantrums. But I also know, He's got a plan.
     
  19. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    It's to torture us until we all lose our minds.

    J/K...

    Well wait a minute...am I joking? I'm not sure. But that's funny!
     
  20. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe I just didnt pray the "right" way....bleh
     
  21. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    You mean standing on your head naked?
     
  22. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Thats how i used to do it, but covered in jelly ...and on fire.
     
  23. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    I forgot about the jelly! f*&k!

    You know what our problem is people? This is how we're supposed to pray...

    Heavenly Father, hallowed be thy name. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever and ever, amen.

    Now where in there does OUR will come into play? If we pray this way, then our will is in alignment with His. And how many so-called Christians do you think really pray this way?
     

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