The great body parts fight thread!

I was wondering what would happen if certain parts of our body's has fights with other parts. We came up with loads of different ones. I will share a few. Add if you want to.

Little Toe vs Nipple

 

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Dimple vs Pimple

 

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Tag team fight

Testicles vs Kidneys

 

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Totally unfair fight

Bum Hole vs Ear Hole

 

The last one is cruel.
What can ear do to defend itself? All it can do is hope it's opponent is so inexperienced and eager that when it sees such a ripe helpless target it blows itself out and prolapses.
A smart bum hole will pace itself and accumulate damage on the ear at it's own leisure, knowing it's in no danger.
I think you were planning on using the ear hole as bait to train the bum hole for a future challenging battle. That is unethical.

Bum hole vs nose is more reasonable, nose has penatrative capabilities, but remains vulnerable to bumhole's offense, it has the potential to go either way, and that is the mark of a fair fight.

I'd favour nose to the death, it could prevail with vigorous stabbing and rough side to side and up and down slashing motions.
On the other hand, if submission is an option I think nose will be the first to call it quits.

 

No, it's not fair.
One can't hear and the other can't fart.

From a different perspective, the arsehole isn't cute but the ear'ole is not quite as gifted a critic (nothing like an arsehole for putting shit on modern artistic endeavour, or anything else for that matter!)

I'm going cross gender now, Scrotum vs. Labia majora.

 

What about . . . . . .

Belly Button Vs Little Toe

Would the belly button suck the little toe in or would the little toe stab the belly button? Perhaps the little toe would even suffocate the belly button by 'putting a cork in it' so to speak. But, then you have to consider belly button fluff - this could put the little toe of track . . .

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Nicola

 

I hear about people putting their foot in their mouth or their head up their ass.
I would like to see both of those.

 

Nicnac what about, belly button vs bum hole?

A belly button is like an invalid bum hole.

Cripple bashing arsehole!

 

How about Pelvis v Shoulders? How would they get to each other? This one would be a mess with vital organs popping out left right and center.

 

Hahaha! Excellent thread!

Brain vs bowels

 

How about

bum cheeks vs face cheeks

 

or

ankles vs tonsils

 

Hi Alex.

The Navel vs Anus sounds interesting. But I think Anus would destroy the bellybutton

 

Anus would indeed be a mean beast. Imagine Anus v vocal cords.

 

If you had a match with someone, what would you pick, the bumhole or bellybutton?

 

Tag team, Eye balls against testicles!

 

LOL! Where did this joker disappear to?