How to get rid of irritating passengers on planes.

[cosmictraveler]

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

6. Then run this screen.
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

He will either shut up or move after he craps in his pants.

[draqon]

fake bombs' scenarious give fruits of arrest and jailtime

[sandy]

LOL cos, that was priceless. But drag is right. The air marshall will have that person in a choke-hold so fast, his head will spin.

[cosmictraveler]

LOL cos, that was priceless. But drag is right. The air marshall will have that person in a choke-hold so fast, his head will spin.

It then would get rid of the annoying passenger because you would be moved!

[draqon]

It then would get rid of the annoying passenger because you would be moved!

sure you'll be moved, for a price of being imprisoned for the majority of life

[Asguard]

if they dont shoot you, i say you seduce him into the bathroom then flush him the suction of the airoplane toilet should do interesting things to him

[draqon]

if they dont shoot you, i say you seduce him into the bathroom then flush him the suction of the airoplane toilet should do interesting things to him

promoting violence is immoral

[Asguard]

it was a joke

if a passanger is THAT irritating then ask to be moved or fart at them

[draqon]

it was a joke

if a passanger is THAT irritating then ask to be moved or fart at them

now imagine this you are him and a man near you stands up shows his ass and farts at you. What do you say now?

[Asguard]

well i am a polite passanger

[Orleander]

I think its hilarious!

[pharaohmoan]

To avoid anyone sitting next to you simply pat the seat next you and smile,

[draqon]

Simply go to sleep, to not bend the world for you, bend before the world.

[shorty_37]

Put your earphones on and ignore everything around you.

[draqon]

or if you decide that your life was done with, just die...and nothing will bother you ever.

[Orleander]

To avoid anyone sitting next to you simply pat the seat next you and smile,

Would that work for women? LOL It is a good idea though.

[shorty_37]

I always attract the crazies.......always have always will.

[Enmos]

or if you decide that your life was done with, just die...and nothing will bother you ever.

[draqon]

I always attract the crazies.......always have always will.

like life is not crazy.

[shorty_37]

like life is not crazy.

crazy and stressful..... sigh