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Thread: Does the Illuminati Control the Bannings of Sciforums?

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    Lightbulb Does the Illuminati Control the Bannings of Sciforums?

    Some of them, after all, are mighty mysterious.

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    They have other means to discourage unwanted individuals. Outright banning them would simply be a cosmetic bonus.

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    Yes, they visit them in dreams and perform terrible deeds of nightmare and horror.

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    They promised me a new car if I helped ban those select few Sciforums members they considered problematic towards their goal of world domination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Hillyer View Post
    Some of them, after all, are mighty mysterious.
    Prince James comes home a couple of hours from now, and finds a manila envelope sitting on the floor in front of his door.

    The envelope contains several glossy black and white photos, and a business card.

    The angle of all the photos appear to have been taken at a distance over a busy street.

    The first photo shows Plasma Inferno stepping out of a limo. The limo is sitting in front of what appears to be a French cafe.

    The second shows him shaking hands with an older balding man in his 50's - the man is wearing sunglasses, a black business suit, and holding an attache case in his other hand.

    The third photo shows them sitting at a table in the cafe. Plasma is peering into the attache case while scratching his chin. The balding man is lighting a cigar. A third man is sitting at the table, but his face is obscured by something in the foreground.

    The fourth photo is a blurry night-time photo. It depicts several people in trench-coats standing in an alley.


    The business card is for "Pyramid Dry Cleaning Service". The name "Hal" and a phone number are scribbled in red on the back of the card.

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    this is actually a illuminati disinformation post to make those who take the illuminati seriously look like fools and therefor incredible loons, which has the end result of preserving their secrecy and ability to do as they will without protest.......because they dont exitst but to those who are INSANE!

    LOL


    juuuust jokin.....or am I!!!!

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    Be kind to yourself always. cosmictraveler's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Hillyer View Post
    Some of them, after all, are mighty mysterious.
    The Illuminati refers to an elite set of enlightened individuals who may not cooperate but are uniquely empowered by their enlightenment, much like the intelligentsia classes of today are empowered by their education and intelligence. These are people who have become illuminated and have achieved a higher mystical understanding of the universe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmictraveler View Post
    illuminati

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    Be kind to yourself always. cosmictraveler's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by domesticated om View Post

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    All aboard, me Hearties! Captain Kremmen's Avatar
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    Never noticed how sciforums reads the same upside down?



    using software at http://ambigram.matic.com./ambigram.htm

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    Now I'm scared...

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    Redrum

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    Interplanetary homesteader domesticated om's Avatar
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    Little do people realize that this is actually SCI-forums .....
    Secret Conspiracy of the Illuminati Forums.

    Trust no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domesticated om View Post
    Little do people realize that this is actually SCI-forums .....
    Secret Conspiracy of the Illuminati Forums.

    Trust no one.
    i've always known this. can't u feel the sinister evil underneath the innocent facade of a science forum?

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    Propelling The Farce !!!! Killjoy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Hillyer View Post
    Some of them, after all, are mighty mysterious.
    Methinks you misapprehend incomprehensible incompetence and inconceivable inconsistency as impenetrable inscrutability.




    Quote Originally Posted by peta9 View Post
    can't u feel the sinister evil underneath the innocent facade of a science forum?
    I thought that feeling heralded an imminent flatus event...

    ahhhh...

    I was right.

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