So I said in another thread that my wife dresses me... Some of you found this profound and shocking... Now I am confused... I thought everyone asked their wifes to dress them? I thought it was normal? She's never complaint about it, always when I wake up in the morning, first thing she does is, take me into the bathroom gives me a shower, then wraps a towel around me, takes me to my bedroom lets me lay in the bed have a snooze... she cooks my breaky... feeds me, after I am done eating... She dresses me for work/uni then she has something to eat drives me to work/uni and then goes to uni herself. That's my regime. Women are designed for this... Its all evolution...
Yes well... She washes my hair... I have long hair it gets all fucked up when I shower and it hurts it gets all interlocked... so she knows how to wash it without it getting interlocked and fucked.
oh, so she steps in the shower with you and scrubs you down and washes your hair while you are sleeping in the shower, then leads you out of the shower and wraps a towel around you and tucks you back into the bed? then she cooks your breakfast and spoonfeeds you, then leads you by the hand and dresses you like her baby and drives you to work/uni. i see..
Well get married and find out for yourself. But before she did tell me I was lazy and shit we had an argument... then didn't speak for 2 days and then she apologized and started being normal and taking care of me. And I didn't cry or anything.
No what if you're sick? or are paralyzed? or pretending to be sick. Do you think your wife will tell you to get up and do shit for yourself?
she must be getting a lot of spending money out of the deal or awesome sex, or both. otherwise, there is no way a woman in her right mind would be doing that. period.
Uh, yeah! People who are paralyzed from the waist down can take care of themselves. Pretending to be sick?!
What if you're all paralyzed? Yeah and you can pretend to be sick my Irish mate does it all the type he is faking whiplash to claim compensation.
Why would I want to do that? have my neck broke? you'd be fucking dead with a broke neck an no fucking idiot.