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    Giant vs Colossal Squid

    WTHell!? How come I've never heard of the Colossal Squid? Why are we always looking for the Giant Squid, if there is one bigger than that?


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    If the colossal squid has a maximum length of 43ft and the giant squid has an average length of 33ft, how do we know that there aren't some giant squids that are bigger than the biggest colossal squid and many that are bigger than the smallest colossal squid? What would we call them then, gargantuan squids? And what does that make the school bus, humongous?

    Whatever happened to scientific terminology? Much less scientific calculations?

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    Squid are graded like olives. The next size is jumbo.

    "Colossal" means heavier as well, I think.

    Dave Barry was the second guy to notice what a great practical joke prop the eyeball of a large squid would make.

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    They identified the two as different species, probably using clues other than size.

    Size has large spread and uncertainty for small sample sizes.

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    In that case, scientists are running out of creativity! Those are some pretty lame names. "Przewalski's horse" was more creative than "colossal squid"!

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    Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni

    The scientists are mad for whacky names.
    It just gets dumbed down for the poor foggy morons.

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    Seriously, you all are upset by the name? lol

    I was upset because the giant squid gets more press.

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    Words don't bother me, they all end up as Sashimi for me!

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    all of them are edible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    Seriously, you all are upset by the name?
    I think this thread passed the boundary of seriousness a couple of days ago.Somebody's probably already come up with a formula for when that happens, like Godwin's Law.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    All of them are edible?
    All of the squids? Calamari colossi... hmm, has a nice ring to it. But I'll pass on the sashimi form.

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    there are fish that live in the arctic that are inedible to humans cuz they have something akin to anti-freeze for blood. So are all squid edible? Are there arctic squid?

    And has everyone here heard of the Colossal Squid?

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    A squid has great tasting flesh. I enjoy them very much but I have to regretfully say that I've never had a "giant or colossal" squid but would enjoy trying them out.

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    a giant squid maybe like chewing on a tire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    all of them are edible?
    It isn't whether you can eat them... it's whether they can eat you

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    Quote Originally Posted by peta9 View Post
    a giant squid maybe like chewing on a tire
    Actually if it is prepaired right they aren't tough at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmictraveler View Post
    Actually if it is prepaired right they aren't tough at all.
    then I have never had it prepared right. Its right up there with menudo for me. Like eating rubber bands.

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    Well when I was eating giant squid I was also drunk on a blue elixer sourced from neptune, so I can't really remember if it was tough or not. Bit of a waste since it cost a jallion dollars. You guys are lucky to be eating it all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    then I have never had it prepared right. Its right up there with menudo for me. Like eating rubber bands.
    Avoid rubbery squid by using proper cooking times



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    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander View Post
    there are fish that live in the arctic that are inedible to humans cuz they have something akin to anti-freeze for blood. So are all squid edible? Are there arctic squid?
    Well as far as I know most squid are edible to a degree although I do seem to recall some small species are mostly inedible and not worth trying to eat.
    The Colossal Squid is known to inhabit antarctic waters.

    And has everyone here heard of the Colossal Squid?
    I thought everyone had? This story is very old news; The Species even more so. Your squid length diagram is slightly misleading by the way. For one squid it lists estimated average length yet for the other an estimated maximum.

    The Colossal Squid is heavier, with a larger mantle, but has shorter tentacles. It is estimated to grow up to 46ft.
    The female Giant Squid actually has an estimated maximum length of 43ft(only 33ft for males).

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