I am in the middle of a very cut throat litigation yet I have never spoken a single word to the defendant, he will not return my calls or anything. Therefore, I was thinking I should phone his company and have a message passed to him, that to ease his shyness we should adopt pet names. I have come up with two so far, Snookums and Pinky Punky. Can anyone beat these?
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That reminds me of a joke. A teacher brought a roll of Honey flavored Lifesavers to school. She gave each of the children one. Luci asked what flavor they were. The teacher said "well I'll give you a hint. What does your Mom call your Dad" The kids all thought and then Luci screamed "Spit them out!! They're assholes!!!"
